I Took Time Out Of My Schedule For You

I get it. You’re important. You are a very busy person that has to work at your crappy 9-5 job and then has to come home and go through an entire TiVo lineup of Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Real Housewives and TMZ. How are you supposed to stay relevant in society...

Goodbye to Boobs

All good things come to an end. Since 2007, Sundays at the Beach was a place for friends to meet new people. It consisted of music, lounging and of course Volleyball. In 2008, Boobs on the Beach was thought up as an end of summer party for all of our extended friends...
Evolution Tour

Evolution Tour

Denver: Sep 27th – 28thSalt Lake City: Sep 29thSan Francisco: Sep 30th – Oct 5thLos Angeles: Oct 6th – 10thSan Diego: Oct 11th – 13thTuscon: Oct 14thPhoenix: Oct 15th – 17thAustin: Oct 19th – 21stDallas: Oct 22nd – 24th Most...

Playa Haters Ball

I wasn’t sure when it would happen, but I knew it would happen. I’m finally getting hated on by a good amount of people out there via threatening messages, phone calls and now I’ve even been added as a “douche” on “the Dirty”. Though it’s pretty terrible that our...

Bullets on a Plane

Two weeks ago I mistakenly took bullet shells (22 and shotgun) and a live bullet that were in my backpack on a plane to Orlando. Those items came back with me to Chicago. Not only did Orlando International Airport miss it, but Chicago’s O’hare Airport also...

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