I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

When a friend told me suicide was not the answer, I looked at her like she didn’t understand the question. How would I have taken away the pain? How? How? How? I couldn’t handle it! Did she really think that I wanted to fucking die? No, I didn’t, but I needed that...
Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta was a pretty place. Some of the architecture was cool. The beaches were decent. That’s about it. The food was average and they made espresso with Nescafé instant coffee granules. Legit.While planning our vacation to Malta, my girlfriend was super excited about...

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