Sadiq Samani | Stand Up Comedian https://www.sadiqsamani.com Mon, 31 Aug 2020 21:35:14 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=5.5.1 https://www.sadiqsamani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-favicon-32x32.png Sadiq Samani | Stand Up Comedian https://www.sadiqsamani.com 32 32 Zoe – A Comedian’s Breakup Song https://www.sadiqsamani.com/zoe-a-comedians-breakup-song Fri, 28 Aug 2020 15:00:15 +0000 https://www.sadiqsamani.com/?p=3735 I dated a girl named Zoe. We had a relationship that was transcendent to me. Then we broke up, nonverbally. No closure. No good-bye. No too-da-loo! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to put my feelings out there, but then I thought, “When musicians have a devastating breakup, they write a song about the person […]

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Trump Will Be President Again And It Will Be The Fault Of The Democratic Party, The American People, And The World https://www.sadiqsamani.com/trump-will-be-president-again-and-it-will-be-the-fault-of-the-democratic-party-the-american-people-and-the-world Sat, 03 Nov 2018 18:35:52 +0000 http://www.sadiqsamani.com/?p=3325 In Feb 2016 I predicted Hillary Clinton would lose to Donald Trump if she was the Democratic nominee. This is the sequel.

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I Spent Over 150+ Hours Redesigning My Website – Here’s How I Did It https://www.sadiqsamani.com/i-spent-over-150-hours-redesigning-my-website-heres-how-i-did-it Thu, 02 Nov 2017 19:24:46 +0000 http://www.sadiqsamani.com/?p=2741 It was probably closer to 175-200 hours, but I know it was at least 150. Over the last two months I took every little bit of extra time I had and I put it into redesigning my web presence. I put in an extra month of work in the last two months: late nights, weekends, […]

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American Reality: Season 1, Episode 1 https://www.sadiqsamani.com/american-reality-season-1-episode-1 Thu, 19 Jan 2017 19:22:37 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1862 Whether you like it, or not, he’s going to become the President of the empire. Whether you think he’s legitimate, or not, he’s going to become the President of the world. Whether you think he is being controlled by the color red, or not, he’s going to become the President of the United States of […]

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Please Read! It’s Important!!! https://www.sadiqsamani.com/please-read-its-important Fri, 06 Jan 2017 18:45:08 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1855 I’ve read more books this year than I have in my whole entire life combined. I’m 34 and I’ve finished 18 books in 2016. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but growing up I HATED reading and writing. HATED. IT! I think I’ve read, maybe, mayyyyybe, 15 books for the first 33 years of my […]

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Lot Has Happened https://www.sadiqsamani.com/lot-has-happened Thu, 17 Nov 2016 22:21:01 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1829 I haven’t been posting articles in the last several months. Though I’ve written pieces for many experiences that have happened in my life since July: traveling to Japan and South Korea, dating online AGAIN, extremism from the point of view of an ex-Muslim, crying for a homeless man, and the corrupt DNC convention. Unfortunately these […]

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Excited To Make America Great Again https://www.sadiqsamani.com/excited-to-make-america-great-again Fri, 11 Nov 2016 00:42:33 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1816 Bernie Sanders received more 35 and under votes than both Hillary and Trump combined. Millennials are larger and more diverse than the Baby Boomers. California, the largest state in the union, just passed Marijuana legalization. OH SHIT! Yesterday, the day after the 2016 Presidential elections, people were walking around New York City looking depressed. As […]

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How To Get A Democrat Into The White House https://www.sadiqsamani.com/how-to-get-a-democrat-into-the-white-house Tue, 26 Jul 2016 18:11:00 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1770 I’m not going to continue talking about policy differences and why Hillary is no progressive. I’ve already tried that. Her supporters don’t care. Many Hillary supporters I know are very intelligent. Really! I’m not just saying that because I’m padding the blow from the punch of data I’m about to throw. Many of my friends […]

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King Bernie https://www.sadiqsamani.com/king-bernie Tue, 19 Jul 2016 19:31:57 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1764 This is politics. I don’t agree with Bernie endorsing the oligarchical robot machine candidate that many of us are fighting against, but this is politics. He’s playing the game and I think he’s positioning himself. If Bernie does have good judgement, as we’ve seen in videos from the past, he’s making what he feels the […]

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California Dreamin’ In SF & Tahoe https://www.sadiqsamani.com/california-deamin-in-sf-tahoe Mon, 18 Jul 2016 22:42:43 +0000 http://test.sadiqsamani.com/?p=1759 California is the BEST STATE IN THE UNION. According to my own anecdotal analysis. It’s as close as we’ve come to a large scale social democracy in the US. If I didn’t have to live in New York, I would consider California. Besides their political leanings, everything I’ve seen from San Diego up to SF […]

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