Playa Haters Ball

I wasn’t sure when it would happen, but I knew it would happen. I’m finally getting hated on by a good amount of people out there via threatening messages, phone calls and now I’ve even been added as a “douche” on “the Dirty”.

Though it’s pretty terrible that our society is full of hatred towards others that are pursuing the good life. It is also a sign that I’ve finally jumped onto the radar of the entertainment scene. I am so honored that people would actually take time out of their busy lives just to tell me how much they want me to die.

It started with random phone calls and Facebook messages. I received a message just today from an anonymous account. The person not only sent me this message, but also requested to add me as a friend.  Which just throws confusion into the whole situation.

The message I got was in Urdu and is translated as follows:

“Son of a slut son of an insane person jibberish jibberish I will fuck your mom and sister asshole I will make you disappear you understand son of a slut..”

Even more confusion ensued after I read the message

1. Whatever happened to good grammar? I’m not saying I’m the best at it, but at least you can tell that I try.
2. The person wants to fuck my sister, but she died within the first year of her life. So are they saying that they were going to dig her up and then fuck her? Or just fuck her essence? Maybe they know voodoo and can bring back my sister and then fuck her? Then again, would my sister still be the age she died, or would she be the age she would be if she was still living now?
3. They called me a “bharwa”, which technically means, “pimp”. Though he meant to say it in a mean way so that I would technically be an “asshole” with an undertone of pimpiness.

I also was told by a friend of mine that I made it to “the Dirty”. It’s a site which allows users to anonymously put up pictures of people who they think are douches and then everyone hates on them by commenting.

I was so excited! Really! That means people notice me enough to hate on me! Plus, any publicity is good publicity. I even added my own reply. I’m not sure if it’ll be approved because I don’t know if the site is used fairly. Just in case, the following is what I replied with:

“I made it! I finally made it! I was wondering when I would get thrown into the tool pool and the day is finally here!

First, I would like to thank God and all his children. My mother, my father, my brother and other people that I can’t think of at this particular moment because of the rush of excitement to my head (sexual innuendo?).

Anyway, you know you’re finally on the radar screen when people anonymously start hating on you on the web! I LOVE IT! Hate hate hate hate hate hate (playa haters ball).

Any publicity is good publicity.
Sadiq
http://www.sadiqsamani.com
http://www.sayhisname.com”

I look at the bright side though. With all the crap I’m getting, I’m also getting offered a lot of opportunities to do shows, projects, etc. which will help further my career in comedy. You have to be able to take the bad with the good because it’s all part of the same package. The only thing I have to figure out is when it would be a good time to finally get a bodyguard.