by Sadiq Samani | Jun 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
While researching my website statistics on Google Analytics, I noticed that people have found me in search results by typing in “goatporn.com” as the keyword. I don’t know how this could be as I do not have anything on my site, to my knowledge, regarding goats...
by | Jun 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
My parents cried as we left the auditorium where I had just completed my Oath of Allegiance and received my certificate. My father, trying to hold his composure, says, “I’m just glad there’s finally an American in the family.” I’ve only...
by Sadiq Samani | Jun 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
My ingenious girlfriend came up with an idea last week after both of us had been complaining for months about the unhealthy choices we were making. Me with the daily mocha devised of three espresso shots, Nutella, milk and diabetes. Her with habits of binging on more...
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