by Sadiq Samani | Aug 28, 2020 | Misc
I dated a girl named Zoe. We had a relationship that was transcendent to me. Then we broke up, nonverbally. No closure. No good-bye. No too-da-loo! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to put my feelings out there, but then I thought, “When musicians have a devastating breakup,...
by Sadiq Samani | Nov 3, 2018 | Stand Up
> He’s never going to run for President. > He’ll never win the Republican Primary. > There’s no way Christians would vote for TRUMP! He’s a womanizer who has been married 3 times! > Hahaha, this idiot made it through the GOP primary. Those people are...
by Sadiq Samani | Nov 2, 2017 | Uncategorized
It was probably closer to 175-200 hours, but I know it was at least 150. Over the last two months I took every little bit of extra time I had and I put it into redesigning my web presence. I put in an extra month of work in the last two months: late nights, weekends,...
by Sadiq Samani | Jan 19, 2017 | Misc
Whether you like it, or not, he’s going to become the President of the empire. Whether you think he’s legitimate, or not, he’s going to become the President of the world. Whether you think he is being controlled by the color red, or not, he’s going to become the...
by Sadiq Samani | Jan 6, 2017 | Misc
I’ve read more books this year than I have in my whole entire life combined. I’m 34 and I’ve finished 18 books in 2016. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but growing up I HATED reading and writing. HATED. IT! I think I’ve read, maybe, mayyyyybe, 15 books for the first 33...
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