by | Apr 16, 2013 | Uncategorized
“Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” I didn’t even know these lyrics existed until a few weeks ago when the internet blew up, virally distributing this...
by | Oct 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
Romney won the debate last week, if you consider delusional rhetoric as winning. Obama won the debate last week if you consider facts as winning. The only loser was the American public. Did we really lose? I watched an hour and a half of questions, answers and...
by | Oct 2, 2012 | Uncategorized
“You don’t celebrate your birthday? I think everyone should celebrate their day because you’ve survived another year of life, and made many accomplishments.”, said everybody ever. Birthdays, however, are just an overrated piece of time when you...
by Sadiq Samani | Jul 16, 2012 | Uncategorized
After years of hard work doing Stand Up Comedy, I’m finally moving to the big apple to take a bite, or seven! I’ll be gone from Chicago for a long while, so make sure to check out a show listed below or click here. Thanks for all your support! July 16,...
by | Jun 13, 2012 | Uncategorized
I’m currently doing an AMA (Ask Me Anything) @ Reddit about my Citizenship process. Feel free to join and ask questions and play along!...
by | Jun 12, 2012 | Uncategorized
I can’t vote. I can’t run for office. I’m allowed to protest, but if a police officer arrested me because I was videotaping them as they pepper sprayed a defenseless civilian, I could be deported. Being a permanent resident (greencard holder) allowed...
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