by Sadiq Samani | Sep 19, 2013 | Uncategorized
They say it’s romantic to stroll the streets of Paris in the rain. At least that’s what my girlfriend told me “they say”. Since it was raining a good portion of the time we were there, I would assume she’s been fully romanced. Paris is paradise for women, so no amount...
by Sadiq Samani | Sep 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
Ever since I reached adulthood I advocated accepting a foreign policy that doesn’t rely on destruction to sustain our addiction to military warfare. I was against the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and the continued strikes by unmanned drones in numerous...
by Sadiq Samani | Aug 29, 2013 | Uncategorized
What constitutes a slut? My friend Alexis was furious when talking about her friend being a slut. Whenever they went out, Tammy would be “overly flirtatious” and sometimes would even “go home with a guy she just met”. An occasional one night stand made Tammy a whore...
by Sadiq Samani | Jun 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
While researching my website statistics on Google Analytics, I noticed that people have found me in search results by typing in “goatporn.com” as the keyword. I don’t know how this could be as I do not have anything on my site, to my knowledge, regarding goats...
by | Jun 13, 2013 | Uncategorized
My parents cried as we left the auditorium where I had just completed my Oath of Allegiance and received my certificate. My father, trying to hold his composure, says, “I’m just glad there’s finally an American in the family.” I’ve only...
by Sadiq Samani | Jun 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
My ingenious girlfriend came up with an idea last week after both of us had been complaining for months about the unhealthy choices we were making. Me with the daily mocha devised of three espresso shots, Nutella, milk and diabetes. Her with habits of binging on more...
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