I Do Not Condone Goat Porn

While researching my website statistics on Google Analytics, I noticed that people have found me in search results by typing in “goatporn.com” as the keyword. I don’t know how this could be as I do not have anything on my site, to my knowledge, regarding goats and definitely not goat porn. Yes, it’s likely that I may have referenced porn, but in the context of me watching good ole wholesome normal porn like girl on girl, threesomes, cumshots, anal, squirting and the occasional vaginal fisting. The latter being more for educational purposes than sexual stimulation. Just hoping to catch a blooper of some dude losing his watch while inside a woman’s cervix.

I have never researched goat porn, but of course my curiosity drove me to Google just to see what links popped up.

This is not an attempt at vilifying individuals for being genetically predisposed to wanting such things. I’ve never met a goat, so I’m not quite sure what they feel about this, but I’m sure it’s reply would be the typical “bleeeaattttttaaaaaaa”.

I’m only trying to make it clear that I am not a goat porn watcherer and that I am documenting this in case I am vetted in the future when running for an elected office.