Dos and Don’ts

My ingenious girlfriend came up with an idea last week after both of us had been complaining for months about the unhealthy choices we were making. Me with the daily mocha devised of three espresso shots, Nutella, milk and diabetes. Her with habits of binging on more...
Final CHICAGO Shows before I move to NYC

Final CHICAGO Shows before I move to NYC

After years of hard work doing Stand Up Comedy, I’m finally moving to the big apple to take a bite, or seven! I’ll be gone from Chicago for a long while, so make sure to check out a show listed below or click here. Thanks for all your support! July 16,...
Evolution Tour

Evolution Tour

Denver: Sep 27th – 28thSalt Lake City: Sep 29thSan Francisco: Sep 30th – Oct 5thLos Angeles: Oct 6th – 10thSan Diego: Oct 11th – 13thTuscon: Oct 14thPhoenix: Oct 15th – 17thAustin: Oct 19th – 21stDallas: Oct 22nd – 24th Most...

Playa Haters Ball

I wasn’t sure when it would happen, but I knew it would happen. I’m finally getting hated on by a good amount of people out there via threatening messages, phone calls and now I’ve even been added as a “douche” on “the Dirty”. Though it’s pretty terrible that our...

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