by Sadiq Samani | Dec 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
If you’re at a coffee shop, restaurant, or any other place where seating is not based on a line system, don’t just assume that you’re entitled to the next open table. Regardless of how long you’ve been waiting. I went into Pushcart, a coffee shop I frequent that is...
by Sadiq Samani | Sep 19, 2013 | Uncategorized
They say it’s romantic to stroll the streets of Paris in the rain. At least that’s what my girlfriend told me “they say”. Since it was raining a good portion of the time we were there, I would assume she’s been fully romanced. Paris is paradise for women, so no amount...
by Sadiq Samani | Sep 4, 2013 | Uncategorized
Ever since I reached adulthood I advocated accepting a foreign policy that doesn’t rely on destruction to sustain our addiction to military warfare. I was against the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and the continued strikes by unmanned drones in numerous...
by Sadiq Samani | Aug 29, 2013 | Uncategorized
What constitutes a slut? My friend Alexis was furious when talking about her friend being a slut. Whenever they went out, Tammy would be “overly flirtatious” and sometimes would even “go home with a guy she just met”. An occasional one night stand made Tammy a whore...
by Sadiq Samani | Jun 14, 2013 | Uncategorized
While researching my website statistics on Google Analytics, I noticed that people have found me in search results by typing in “goatporn.com” as the keyword. I don’t know how this could be as I do not have anything on my site, to my knowledge, regarding goats...
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