Playa Haters Ball

by | Aug 23, 2010 | Uncategorized

I wasn’t sure when it would happen, but I knew it would happen. I’m finally getting hated on by a good amount of people out there via threatening messages, phone calls and now I’ve even been added as a “douche” on “the Dirty”. Though it’s pretty terrible that our...

Bullets on a Plane

by | Aug 12, 2010 | Uncategorized

Two weeks ago I mistakenly took bullet shells (22 and shotgun) and a live bullet that were in my backpack on a plane to Orlando. Those items came back with me to Chicago. Not only did Orlando International Airport miss it, but Chicago’s O’hare Airport also...

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