Fuck Jobs, Gimme Robots

Fuck Jobs, Gimme Robots

If you’ve observed the faces of people commuting to their jobs on a Monday morning then you probably noticed that they look like cheap deflated air mattresses that are being dragged down the street against their will. You’ll pass one person that is skipping down the...
I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

When a friend told me suicide was not the answer, I looked at her like she didn’t understand the question. How would I have taken away the pain? How? How? How? I couldn’t handle it! Did she really think that I wanted to fucking die? No, I didn’t, but I needed that...
Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta was a pretty place. Some of the architecture was cool. The beaches were decent. That’s about it. The food was average and they made espresso with Nescafé instant coffee granules. Legit.While planning our vacation to Malta, my girlfriend was super excited about...
Unwritten Rules

Unwritten Rules

Summer 2007, Bryant Park. It was my first time visiting New York City. At a happy hour event I befriended several males in their late 20s to early 30s. We talked about guy things like women, women and women. I was 24, but I still didn’t know how to approach these...
We Came Here With Nothing

We Came Here With Nothing

We had just arrived to America from Pakistan and my dad gave my brother a quarter so that he could play the Pac-Man arcade game. I wanted to play too, so I asked my dad for a quarter and he said I could have one of my brother’s Pac-Man lives. I kicked, screamed and...

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