Persuading Her To Vote For US

Persuading Her To Vote For US

I was speaking to a woman in Harlem who was a mix of Puerto Rican, black, and white. Since New York State (NYS) will be having our primary on April 19th I squeezed the subject of politics into our conversation. The closer we get to the election, the more forward I am...
Broken Into Whole

Broken Into Whole

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me in October of 2015. I’m heartbroken, but I still haven’t cried yet. I tried! I want to let it all out. I made a scrapbook on Pinterest, watched The Notebook, sniffed an old pair of panties that I stole from her house....
Hillary Clinton Is Not Electable

Hillary Clinton Is Not Electable

Sounds stupid right? Why would one of the most well known female figures in politics be unelectable? She’s a woman. Her husband was previously POTUS. She has been a Senator and a Secretary of State. She gets millions from big donors to fund her juggernaut of a...
Please Let Me Rent an Apartment

Please Let Me Rent an Apartment

I feel poor. I feel demoralized. I need a hug. This wouldn’t happen in any other city; being sucker punched by the housing market. In February I allowed my lease to expire for my old apartment because I had several months of travel planned, including trips through...
Ummmm, But They Were Muslims

Ummmm, But They Were Muslims

These posts on social media are disappointing, “The people behind last night’s attacks weren’t Muslims. They were extremists using religion as vindication for their cowardice.”Oh really? Ummmm, but they were Muslims. They don’t represent all Muslims, not all Muslims...

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