Zoe – A Comedian’s Breakup Song

Zoe – A Comedian’s Breakup Song

I dated a girl named Zoe. We had a relationship that was transcendent to me. Then we broke up, nonverbally. No closure. No good-bye. No too-da-loo! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to put my feelings out there, but then I thought, “When musicians have a devastating breakup,...
Broken Into Whole

Broken Into Whole

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me in October of 2015. I’m heartbroken, but I still haven’t cried yet. I tried! I want to let it all out. I made a scrapbook on Pinterest, watched The Notebook, sniffed an old pair of panties that I stole from her house....
Unwritten Rules

Unwritten Rules

Summer 2007, Bryant Park. It was my first time visiting New York City. At a happy hour event I befriended several males in their late 20s to early 30s. We talked about guy things like women, women and women. I was 24, but I still didn’t know how to approach these...

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