Up The Bum: How I Put Ulcerative Colitis Into Remission

Up The Bum: How I Put Ulcerative Colitis Into Remission

I was at a wedding and the wife of a friend approached me. She said that she had Ulcerative Colitis (UC) too. She told me that her husband read the article I wrote about having Ulcerative Colitis. It helped him empathize with what she was going through. (this article...
Into The Depths Of My Colon

Into The Depths Of My Colon

Going through a medical procedure is the worst. This is my third time doing a colonoscopy and it’s my fourth time going through a procedure like this, if you count me having an endoscopy. It’s routine, don’t worry, but it still sucks and is very stressful. I’m not...
I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

When a friend told me suicide was not the answer, I looked at her like she didn’t understand the question. How would I have taken away the pain? How? How? How? I couldn’t handle it! Did she really think that I wanted to fucking die? No, I didn’t, but I needed that...
Down With the Sickness

Down With the Sickness

Don’t say “I’m so sorry that you have to go through this!” to me after reading this. It’s not your fault. It’s actually not my fault either. You don’t realize your mortality till you are hit with sickness. All my life (I’m 32 now) my body has been tougher than a F150....

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