California Dreamin’ In SF & Tahoe

California Dreamin’ In SF & Tahoe

California is the BEST STATE IN THE UNION. According to my own anecdotal analysis. It’s as close as we’ve come to a large scale social democracy in the US. If I didn’t have to live in New York, I would consider California. Besides their political leanings, everything...
Weed And The Canadian Border Security

Weed And The Canadian Border Security

Last Wednesday I took a spontaneous road trip to Montreal. I needed a break from New York City exhaustion. I love road trips; I haven’t taken one in a while. Traveling through bumblefuck clears my mind and eliminates stress. Plus, the destination was Montreal. Oui oui...
Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta’s Shitty Coffee

Malta was a pretty place. Some of the architecture was cool. The beaches were decent. That’s about it. The food was average and they made espresso with Nescafé instant coffee granules. Legit.While planning our vacation to Malta, my girlfriend was super excited about...
Put On Your Sleeping Mask in Iceland

Put On Your Sleeping Mask in Iceland

The first night I was in Reykjavik (you’re probably pronouncing it wrong) I headed to bed around 1am. I am awoken, in a groggy state, by heavy bright light peering from the edges of the thin beige curtains that were covering the windows. The curtains themselves were...

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