Excited To Make America Great Again

Excited To Make America Great Again

Bernie Sanders received more 35 and under votes than both Hillary and Trump combined. Millennials are larger and more diverse than the Baby Boomers. California, the largest state in the union, just passed Marijuana legalization. OH SHIT! Yesterday, the day after the...
Please Let Me Rent an Apartment

Please Let Me Rent an Apartment

I feel poor. I feel demoralized. I need a hug. This wouldn’t happen in any other city; being sucker punched by the housing market. In February I allowed my lease to expire for my old apartment because I had several months of travel planned, including trips through...
Unwritten Rules

Unwritten Rules

Summer 2007, Bryant Park. It was my first time visiting New York City. At a happy hour event I befriended several males in their late 20s to early 30s. We talked about guy things like women, women and women. I was 24, but I still didn’t know how to approach these...
New York Bubble

New York Bubble

My old roommate who has been residing in New York City for almost 15 years asked me, “So now that you’ve been living here for a while, how are you liking it?” My face turned bitter as I looked at him and said, “UGH! Everyone has this shitty look on their face,...

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