Broken Into Whole

Broken Into Whole

My girlfriend of three years broke up with me in October of 2015. I’m heartbroken, but I still haven’t cried yet. I tried! I want to let it all out. I made a scrapbook on Pinterest, watched The Notebook, sniffed an old pair of panties that I stole from her house....
I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

I’ve Tried, Everything But Suicide

When a friend told me suicide was not the answer, I looked at her like she didn’t understand the question. How would I have taken away the pain? How? How? How? I couldn’t handle it! Did she really think that I wanted to fucking die? No, I didn’t, but I needed that...
New York Bubble

New York Bubble

My old roommate who has been residing in New York City for almost 15 years asked me, “So now that you’ve been living here for a while, how are you liking it?” My face turned bitter as I looked at him and said, “UGH! Everyone has this shitty look on their face,...

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