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# Sadiq Samani | Stand Up Comedian

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## Posts

- [Zoe - A Comedian's Breakup Song](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/zoe-a-comedians-breakup-song) - I dated a girl named Zoe. We had a relationship that was transcendent to me. Then we broke up, nonverbally. No closure. No good-bye. No too-da-loo! I wasn’t sure if I wanted to put my feelings out there, but then I thought, “When musicians have a devastating breakup, they write a song about the person
- [Unwritten Rules](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/unwritten-rules) - Summer 2007, Bryant Park. It was my first time visiting New York City. At a happy hour event I befriended several males in their late 20s to early 30s. We talked about guy things like women, women and women. I was 24, but I still didn’t know how to approach these creatures, so the guys
- [New York Bubble](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/new-york-bubble) - My old roommate who has been residing in New York City for almost 15 years asked me, “So now that you’ve been living here for a while, how are you liking it?” My face turned bitter as I looked at him and said, “UGH! Everyone has this shitty look on their face, like they are pissed
- [Hillary Clinton Is Not Electable](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/hillary-clinton-is-not-electable) - Sounds stupid right? Why would one of the most well known female figures in politics be unelectable? She’s a woman. Her husband was previously POTUS. She has been a Senator and a Secretary of State. She gets millions from big donors to fund her juggernaut of a campaign. She has the support of the DNC
- [Trump Will Be President Again And It Will Be The Fault Of The Democratic Party, The American People, And The World](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/trump-will-be-president-again-and-it-will-be-the-fault-of-the-democratic-party-the-american-people-and-the-world) - In Feb 2016 I predicted Hillary Clinton would lose to Donald Trump if she was the Democratic nominee. This is the sequel.
- [Please Read! It’s Important!!!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/please-read-its-important) - I’ve read more books this year than I have in my whole entire life combined. I’m 34 and I’ve finished 18 books in 2016. That doesn’t sound like a lot, but growing up I HATED reading and writing. HATED. IT! I think I’ve read, maybe, mayyyyybe, 15 books for the first 33 years of my
- [Drug Withdrawal](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/drug-withdrawal) - 9 days. 9 damn days to get it fully out of your system. We don’t treat it like a drug, but when you are ready to leave caffeine at the barista counter, you realize how addicted you are to the physiological effects it produces inside your body. Coffee is a drug all right, and we’re
- [I Spent Over 150+ Hours Redesigning My Website - Here’s How I Did It](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/i-spent-over-150-hours-redesigning-my-website-heres-how-i-did-it) - It was probably closer to 175-200 hours, but I know it was at least 150. Over the last two months I took every little bit of extra time I had and I put it into redesigning my web presence. I put in an extra month of work in the last two months: late nights, weekends,
- [American Reality: Season 1, Episode 1](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/american-reality-season-1-episode-1) - Whether you like it, or not, he’s going to become the President of the empire. Whether you think he’s legitimate, or not, he’s going to become the President of the world. Whether you think he is being controlled by the color red, or not, he’s going to become the President of the United States of
- [Lot Has Happened](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/lot-has-happened) - I haven’t been posting articles in the last several months. Though I’ve written pieces for many experiences that have happened in my life since July: traveling to Japan and South Korea, dating online AGAIN, extremism from the point of view of an ex-Muslim, crying for a homeless man, and the corrupt DNC convention. Unfortunately these
- [Excited To Make America Great Again](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/excited-to-make-america-great-again) - Bernie Sanders received more 35 and under votes than both Hillary and Trump combined. Millennials are larger and more diverse than the Baby Boomers. California, the largest state in the union, just passed Marijuana legalization. OH SHIT! Yesterday, the day after the 2016 Presidential elections, people were walking around New York City looking depressed. As
- [How To Get A Democrat Into The White House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/how-to-get-a-democrat-into-the-white-house) - I’m not going to continue talking about policy differences and why Hillary is no progressive. I’ve already tried that. Her supporters don’t care.Many Hillary supporters I know are very intelligent. Really! I’m not just saying that because I’m padding the blow from the punch of data I’m about to throw. Many of my friends are
- [King Bernie](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/king-bernie) - This is politics. I don’t agree with Bernie endorsing the oligarchical robot machine candidate that many of us are fighting against, but this is politics. He’s playing the game and I think he’s positioning himself. If Bernie does have good judgement, as we’ve seen in videos from the past, he’s making what he feels the
- [California Dreamin' In SF & Tahoe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/california-deamin-in-sf-tahoe) - California is the BEST STATE IN THE UNION. According to my own anecdotal analysis. It’s as close as we’ve come to a large scale social democracy in the US. If I didn’t have to live in New York, I would consider California. Besides their political leanings, everything I’ve seen from San Diego up to SF
- [Up The Bum: How I Put Ulcerative Colitis Into Remission](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/up-the-bum-how-i-put-ulcerative-colitis-into-remission) - I was at a wedding and the wife of a friend approached me. She said that she had Ulcerative Colitis (UC) too. She told me that her husband read the article I wrote about having Ulcerative Colitis. It helped him empathize with what she was going through. (this article is going to be slightly graphic)It’s
- [Weed And The Canadian Border Security](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/weed-and-the-canadian-border-security) - Last Wednesday I took a spontaneous road trip to Montreal. I needed a break from New York City exhaustion. I love road trips; I haven’t taken one in a while. Traveling through bumblefuck clears my mind and eliminates stress. Plus, the destination was Montreal. Oui oui ????.Usually my road trips are uneventful, but on this
- [Into The Depths Of My Colon](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/into-the-depths-of-my-colon) - Going through a medical procedure is the worst. This is my third time doing a colonoscopy and it’s my fourth time going through a procedure like this, if you count me having an endoscopy. It’s routine, don’t worry, but it still sucks and is very stressful. I’m not looking forward to having an IV needle
- [Day After New York](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/day-after-new-york) - After going several weeks without much sleep, trying to help Bern New York, I got a solid 8 hours last night (sleep is important people). Today I opened my eyes with the sun beaming outside and a smile on my face. Though it may seem that we lost last night, we actually WON!New York is
- [The Religion Of Hillary](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/the-religion-of-hillary) - If wealthy individuals or companies were giving politicians endless sums of money in any other country we would call it bribery. In America when politicians accept billions of dollars from millionaires and billionaires it’s called a SuperPAC…or…campaign finance…or…as some Hillary supporters have called it, “you can’t point to a vote that was influenced by her
- [Media Delegate Counts - Biased, Misleading, or Incorrect? Who Do We Believe?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/media-delegate-counts-bias-misleading-or-incorrect-who-do-we-believe) - Since the beginning of the Democratic primary Americans have been noticing the misleading delegate counts reported by the media. Mainly, superdelegates are being included in total counts creating a perception for their readers that Hillary Clinton is decimating Bernie Sanders, which is untrue. Even worse, some news outlets, like CBS News, aren’t mentioning that there
- [If Bernie Can Win It Here, He Can Win It Anywhere](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/if-bernie-can-win-it-here-he-can-win-it-anywhere) - Go directly to the links on how to help us win >>Bernie is right. The road to the White House will be paved by a win in New York. While living in New York City for the last few years I’ve been told that when New Yorkers come together they can accomplish extraordinary feats. Well,
- [Persuading Her To Vote For US](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/persuading-her-to-vote-for-us) - I was speaking to a woman in Harlem who was a mix of Puerto Rican, black, and white. Since New York State (NYS) will be having our primary on April 19th I squeezed the subject of politics into our conversation. The closer we get to the election, the more forward I am about discussing politics
- [Almost Disenfranchised](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/almost-disenfranchised) - Today was a long day. I almost lost my vote. I had a feeling of disenfranchisement running through my entire body.New York State (NYS) is a closed primary, which means you have to belong to a “party” in order to vote within that party. So if I want to vote for Bernie Sanders, I have
- [We Need Women](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/we-need-women) - I met a couple at a party. During our discussion, the girl tells me that she’s travelled through several parts of the world. That she is a strong person and she wants to provide for herself and her future family. That she wants equality for not only herself and other women, but for everyone. She
- [Broken Into Whole](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/broken-into-whole) - My girlfriend of three years broke up with me in October of 2015. I’m heartbroken, but I still haven’t cried yet. I tried! I want to let it all out. I made a scrapbook on Pinterest, watched The Notebook, sniffed an old pair of panties that I stole from her house. Nothing!Maybe it’s because I’m an
- [Please Let Me Rent an Apartment](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/please-let-me-rent-an-apartment) - I feel poor. I feel demoralized. I need a hug. This wouldn’t happen in any other city; being sucker punched by the housing market. In February I allowed my lease to expire for my old apartment because I had several months of travel planned, including trips through Scandinavia, London, and Malta. My significant other at
- [reddit Shredded](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/reddit-shredded) - This is Part 3. Continued from the post Part 1: Russia Registers Jews, America Registers Muslims. Part 2: The Night in Jail.It can be difficult discussing a topic as sensitive as this. It can put you in a vulnerable position, especially when sharing something that is very political in nature. On top of that, to
- [The Night in Jail](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/night-jail) - This is Part 2. Continued from the post Part 1: Russia Registers Jews, America Registers Muslims. Followed by Part 3: reddit Shredded.We were driven in the van for almost an hour, in our green jumpsuits, cuffed. We pulled up to a building whose details I don’t recall anymore, as it happened so fast. All I
- [Russia Registers Jews, America Registers Muslims](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/russia-registers-jews-america-registers-muslims) - This is Part 1. Followed by Part 2: The Night in Jail. Part 3: reddit Shredded.I had to go register with the US government post 9/11 along with 85K+ other Muslims.We get up in arms about a story in Donetsk, Ukraine in which Jews are persecuted and are told to register themselves with their government. It must
- [Ummmm, But They Were Muslims](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/ummmm-but-they-were-muslims) - These posts on social media are disappointing, “The people behind last night’s attacks weren’t Muslims. They were extremists using religion as vindication for their cowardice.”Oh really? Ummmm, but they were Muslims. They don’t represent all Muslims, not all Muslims are “terrorists”, but these pricks WERE Muslims. Yes, your Muslim taxi driver doesn’t want to hurt
- [Fuck Jobs, Gimme Robots](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/fuck-jobs-gimme-robots) - If you’ve observed the faces of people commuting to their jobs on a Monday morning then you probably noticed that they look like cheap deflated air mattresses that are being dragged down the street against their will. You’ll pass one person that is skipping down the street, extremely enthusiastic, with a big smile on their
- [I've Tried, Everything But Suicide](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/ive-tried-everything-but-suicide) - When a friend told me suicide was not the answer, I looked at her like she didn’t understand the question. How would I have taken away the pain? How? How? How? I couldn’t handle it! Did she really think that I wanted to fucking die? No, I didn’t, but I needed that feeling to stop
- [Malta’s Shitty Coffee](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/maltas-shitty-coffee) - Malta was a pretty place. Some of the architecture was cool. The beaches were decent. That’s about it. The food was average and they made espresso with Nescafé instant coffee granules. Legit.While planning our vacation to Malta, my girlfriend was super excited about the upcoming adventure. It would occur at the end of my two
- [We Came Here With Nothing](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/we-came-here-with-nothing) - We had just arrived to America from Pakistan and my dad gave my brother a quarter so that he could play the Pac-Man arcade game. I wanted to play too, so I asked my dad for a quarter and he said I could have one of my brother’s Pac-Man lives. I kicked, screamed and yelled,
- [The Rest of Scandinavia (Copenhagen, Oslo, Bergen, Stockholm)](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/the-rest-of-scandinavia-copenhagen-oslo-bergen-stockholm) - After my piece about Iceland, I figured I would write a separate article about each Scandinavian city I visited. However, I realized that all these cities are very similar to each other in terms of culture and point of view (though they probably wouldn’t agree with me) so I figured I would just write one
- [Put On Your Sleeping Mask in Iceland](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/put-on-your-sleeping-mask-in-iceland) - The first night I was in Reykjavik (you’re probably pronouncing it wrong) I headed to bed around 1am. I am awoken, in a groggy state, by heavy bright light peering from the edges of the thin beige curtains that were covering the windows. The curtains themselves were glowing white as if there was an angel
- [After Traveling Internationally For Two Months With Apple Watch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/after-traveling-internationally-for-two-months-with-apple-watch) - “Guys…guys! Check this out, he’s about to pay with his watch…” I twist my hand and align my watch’s screen with that of the payment processor as the eyes of all the employees are on the little piece of constructed aluminum that is being held onto my hairy wrist by a white sport band. (beep)
- [Dancing By Myself](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/dancing-by-myself) - Last night, Friday, the start of the weekend, I decided to take a stroll around Shoreditch, which is the London neighborhood I’m residing in while I’m here performing. The area’s style is akin to Lower Eastside in NYC, Wicker Park in Chicago, Kreuzberg in Berlin or Södermalm in Stockholm. Part artsy, part hipster, with buildings
- [You Made Me an Atheist](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/you-made-me-an-atheist) - April 2011. After getting my order of a medium peppermint mocha at Starbucks, I found an empty table and setup my laptop and mouse in order to do some coding while I waited for my business partner to meet me up for some face to face and go through our weekly and monthly overview. It
- [Down With the Sickness](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/down_with_the_sickness) - Don’t say “I’m so sorry that you have to go through this!” to me after reading this. It’s not your fault. It’s actually not my fault either. You don’t realize your mortality till you are hit with sickness. All my life (I’m 32 now) my body has been tougher than a F150. I rarely ever
- [Chaos in Marrakech, Morocco](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/chaos-marrakech-morocco) - We left Barcelona (read all about it), arrived in Marrakech and headed to the immigration line to obtain our visas. When we reached the front, the next available officer made a gesture with his hand asking us to step to his booth. Both of us approached, and then he motioned to my girlfriend to step
- [Twelve Months, Twelve eXperiments](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/twelve-months-twelve-experiments) - I was raised in a somewhat closed minded community. An environment in which a unique hair style or a piercing was looked at as being rebellious. As I grew older I was exposed to viewpoints outside of my community, specifically through the portal known as the Internet. I started realizing how shut off I was
- [Barcelona is Awesome](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/barcelona-is-awesome) - I saw at least 6 pairs of boobs in one day at Barceloneta beach. I didn’t exactly go scouring for them with a set of binoculars, they were just out, getting a tan. In Spain, the culture is a bit more lax than what you may be used to in the states. If you’re at
- [Hosni & Dorian?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/hosni-dorian) - I feel like Hosni Mubarak looks just like Dorian Tyrell from The Mask. Plus both those motherfuckers are evil.
- [Keep Our Internet Open; Net Neutrality in Five Paragraphs](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/keep-our-internet-open-net-neutrality-in-five-paragraphs) - You currently pay $50+ per month for basic internet. You can connect to Google, Netflix, Facebook, Spotify, Wikipedia, Steam and SadiqSamani.com at the same speed across the board. None of these websites gets special treatment. Comcast, Time Warner, and other broadband internet companies, that are listed at the bottom of customer satisfaction surveys every year,
- [I Don't Hate U Just Islam and T Koran](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/dont-hate-u-just-islam-t-koran) - I have a username on Twitter which is my first name (sadiq), but I don’t access it because my official handle for all social media is @sadiqsamani (feel free to follow). However, every several months I’ll get an e-mail from Twitter that someone tweeted at the unused account, which ends up being a robot spamming
- [#learning #a #new #language](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/learning-a-new-language) - Over half a year ago I wrote a long piece on #hashtags, shitting all over people that used them so frequently. I never released the piece because I realized I was being old. “Those kids nowadays, with their #hashtags, what is the world coming to?” Shortly thereafter the internet was ablaze with celebrities mocking the
- [We the Peephole](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/we-the-peephole) - Three ladies had a look of exhaustion on their face after trekking up three flights of stairs of the New York building I was renting an apartment in. They were looking hot, with dresses fitting tight as if they were painted directly onto their skin. “One more to go”, exclaimed a disheveled man trailing them,
- [Sadiq Samani 2.0: March 11, 2014](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/sadiq-samani-2-0-march-11-2013) - Change is inevitable. I personally enjoy it. I feel like a piece of software that gets updates with bug fixes and new features. The last few years of comedy have been a fun and educational ride, with a bunch of those incremental bug fixes and features added to my arsenal. They were the beginning years.
- [New Website Launched](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/new-website-launched) - Déjà vu. It’s been almost 5 years since I launched the original SadiqSamani.com. I was supposed to launch it in January 2009, but it got pushed and ended up launching in March of 2009. The launch for the current site you’re viewing had a similar target date of January 2014, but I missed by a
- [Dos and Don'ts](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/dos-and-donts) - My ingenious girlfriend came up with an idea last week after both of us had been complaining for months about the unhealthy choices we were making. Me with the daily mocha devised of three espresso shots, Nutella, milk and diabetes. Her with habits of binging on more ice cream than a girl whose friends brought
- [Playa Haters Ball](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/playa-haters-ball) - I wasn’t sure when it would happen, but I knew it would happen. I’m finally getting hated on by a good amount of people out there via threatening messages, phone calls and now I’ve even been added as a “douche” on “the Dirty”. Though it’s pretty terrible that our society is full of hatred towards
- [Bullets on a Plane](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/bullets-on-a-plane) - Two weeks ago I mistakenly took bullet shells (22 and shotgun) and a live bullet that were in my backpack on a plane to Orlando. Those items came back with me to Chicago. Not only did Orlando International Airport miss it, but Chicago's O'hare Airport also missed it! Of course I'm probably kidding right? Nope.
- [Final CHICAGO Shows before I move to NYC](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/final-chicago-shows-before-i-move-to-nyc) - After years of hard work doing Stand Up Comedy, I'm finally moving to the big apple to take a bite, or seven! I'll be gone from Chicago for a long while, so make sure to check out a show listed below or click here. Thanks for all your support! July 16, 2012 @ 08:00 pm
- [Evolution Tour](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/evolution-tour) - Denver: Sep 27th - 28thSalt Lake City: Sep 29thSan Francisco: Sep 30th - Oct 5thLos Angeles: Oct 6th - 10thSan Diego: Oct 11th - 13thTuscon: Oct 14thPhoenix: Oct 15th - 17thAustin: Oct 19th - 21stDallas: Oct 22nd - 24th Most people think that once you declare that you are a stand-up comedian you're automatically supposed
- [I Do Not Condone Goat Porn](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/i-do-not-condone-goat-porn) - While researching my website statistics on Google Analytics, I noticed that people have found me in search results by typing in “goatporn.com” as the keyword. I don't know how this could be as I do not have anything on my site, to my knowledge, regarding goats and definitely not goat porn. Yes, it’s likely that
- [Slut, Whore, Cunt](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/slut-whore-cunt) - What constitutes a slut? My friend Alexis was furious when talking about her friend being a slut. Whenever they went out, Tammy would be “overly flirtatious” and sometimes would even “go home with a guy she just met”. An occasional one night stand made Tammy a whore in the eyes of Alexis. I took offense
- [Drop the Bombs Already](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/drop-the-bombs-already) - Ever since I reached adulthood I advocated accepting a foreign policy that doesn’t rely on destruction to sustain our addiction to military warfare. I was against the war in Afghanistan, the war in Iraq, and the continued strikes by unmanned drones in numerous countries throughout the middle east. Much of which is violating their sovereignty,
- [La proposition la plus drole a Paris](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/la-proposition-la-plus-drole-a-paris) - They say it’s romantic to stroll the streets of Paris in the rain. At least that’s what my girlfriend told me “they say”. Since it was raining a good portion of the time we were there, I would assume she’s been fully romanced. Paris is paradise for women, so no amount of storms would’ve ruined
- [That's My Table](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/thats-my-table) - If you’re at a coffee shop, restaurant, or any other place where seating is not based on a line system, don’t just assume that you’re entitled to the next open table. Regardless of how long you’ve been waiting. I went into Pushcart, a coffee shop I frequent that is half a block from my place,
- [Obamacare Sucks](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/obamacare-sucks) - On January 1st, the insurance plan I signed up for through the ACA (a.k.a Obamacare) went into effect. Comparing it to my previous plan, I’m now paying $25.61 less per month ($307.32 less per year), have a smaller deductible, similar out of pocket, and in addition, I’ll have decent dental and vision coverage. The only
- [Obama and Sykes were hilarious!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/obama-and-sykes-were-hilarious) - The White House Correspondence Dinner took place last weekend and there was a mini roast of the media, politicians, etc. Both Obama and Wanda Sykes were hilarious. I'm posting the link to Obama's (part 1). I suggest you find the others on YouTube because it was hilarious.
- [Vroom Vroom Party Starter](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/vroom-vroom-party-starter) - Oh I love this commercial. Even though it aired a long while ago. Conan is hilarious!
- [Drug Wars, Penal System. Come On!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/drug-wars-penal-system-come-on) - It pisses me off that, in this country, we can't have a real discussion about illegal drugs. I understand that they are bad for you, ruin people's lives, etc. However, I don't think that just arresting people and making them criminals is the right solution. The market for illegal substances is not going to go
- [After I'm American](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/after-im-american) - My parents cried as we left the auditorium where I had just completed my Oath of Allegiance and received my certificate. My father, trying to hold his composure, says, “I’m just glad there’s finally an American in the family.” I’ve only seen my dad cry twice. The other time was when I was younger and
- [Rapin' in My Rap](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/rapin-in-my-rap) - "Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it." I didn’t even know these lyrics existed until a few weeks ago when the internet blew up, virally distributing this content into the consciousness of many people that were connected. Apparently,
- [One or the Other](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/one-or-the-other) - Romney won the debate last week, if you consider delusional rhetoric as winning. Obama won the debate last week if you consider facts as winning. The only loser was the American public. Did we really lose? I watched an hour and a half of questions, answers and rebuttals going back and forth between the candidates
- [I Don't Want No Cake On My Birthday](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/i-dont-want-no-cake-on-my-birthday) - “You don’t celebrate your birthday? I think everyone should celebrate their day because you’ve survived another year of life, and made many accomplishments.”, said everybody ever. Birthdays, however, are just an overrated piece of time when you tick yet another meaningless event off of your calendar. Sure, a century ago, when life expectancy was 38
- [Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything)](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/reddit-ama-ask-me-anything) - I'm currently doing an AMA (Ask Me Anything) @ Reddit about my Citizenship process. Feel free to join and ask questions and play along! http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/uzu14/iama_pakistani_immigrant_that_is_becoming_a_us/
- [Before I'm American](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/before-im-american) - I can’t vote. I can’t run for office. I’m allowed to protest, but if a police officer arrested me because I was videotaping them as they pepper sprayed a defenseless civilian, I could be deported. Being a permanent resident (greencard holder) allowed me to stay in the US legally, and get many of the rights
- [I Took Time Out Of My Schedule For You](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/i-took-time-out-of-my-schedule-for-you) - I get it. You’re important. You are a very busy person that has to work at your crappy 9-5 job and then has to come home and go through an entire TiVo lineup of Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Real Housewives and TMZ. How are you supposed to stay relevant in society if you can’t feed your
- [Goodbye to Boobs](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/goodbye-to-boobs) - All good things come to an end. Since 2007, Sundays at the Beach was a place for friends to meet new people. It consisted of music, lounging and of course Volleyball. In 2008, Boobs on the Beach was thought up as an end of summer party for all of our extended friends and us. Now,
- [Eat an Apple, Save Money](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/eat-an-apple-save-money) - Click to go straight to the part about saving moola >> Several people have been asking me about my recent MacBook Pro purchase so I thought why not write up a blog about it and also show how you can even save money purchasing it! No, this isn’t an advertisement. Apple products have been so
- [What a no show?!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/what-a-no-show) - Some of you may be wondering, "Why is Sadiq's future shows & appearances list lacking in size for the next month?" Good question. This is because I've been focusing on new material and am continuing to do so through early June. Then I'm off for vacation. So I have only one show till my vacation,
- [Chicago. Warm. Ah.](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/chicago-warm-ah) - It seems that summer is going to be in full effect starting today. The weather looks great and is supposed to be good for the next week. it makes me want to come out of the depression that is Chicago. I'm beginning to realize that I need to be in a warm climate city. At
- [Spring Cleaning](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/spring-cleaning) - I finally took some time to start working on upgrades to the site. Mainly a way for me to edit content faster and be able to promote shows through tweets, etc. using a robot. Yeah I said it. It's the future bitches. Anyway, look forward to more content updates. I have a lot of other
- [Success at Festival of India in Austin](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/success-at-festival-of-india-in-austin) - Some of the best South Asian comics (including myself) performed at Festival of India on April 23rd, and the show was deemed a success. The auditorium was packed with hundreds of South Asians, and some white people. This was weird for me because I had never performed in front of an all brown crowd before.
- [Horseshoe, Festival of India, Riddles](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/horseshoe-festival-of-india-riddles) - April is going to be a CRAZY month. I have several shows lined up throughout the month. The most notable are my shows at Horseshoe (Hammond, IN), Festival of India (Austin, TX), and Riddles (Alsip, IL). You're gonna want to be there to catch myself and other very talented comics person. To get more info,
- [Milwaukee & Austin](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/milwaukee-austin) - Just a note, I got booked for shows in both Milwaukee, WI and Austin, TX. The Milwaukee show is on the 28th of January at the Cactus Club, 2496 S. Wentworth at 9pm. As for Austin, I'll have all the info up soon. The show will be in April. For more info on all my
- [Goals](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/goals) - So I think I have done a great job at accomplishing what I set to do in 2009. Things I did last year: - Started doing Stand Up - Completed most of my classes at iO Chicago. I'm in the final class in 2010 with performances set for March. - Performed at 55 Stand Up/Improv
- [3rd round/Semis](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/3rd-roundsemis) - Woooohooooo. I am now one of the six semi-finalists in the Jack N Box Comedy Competition in Chicago. Each of us will now be performing again on November 15th, 7:30pm at 777 N. Green St., Chicago, IL. Three of us will go on to the finals! Be sure to check out my shows and appearances
- [2nd Round - Jack N Box](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/2nd-round-jack-n-box) - I was one of the nine comics that advanced at the Jack N Box Comedy Competition in Chicago. Each of us will now be performing again on November 8th, 7:30pm at 777 N. Green St., Chicago, IL. Be sure to check out my shows and appearances section to get more info on this and future
- [Jack N Box Comedy Competition](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/jack-n-box-comedy-competition) - Great news! I've been selected to be one of the comics competing at the Jack N Box Comedy Competition in Chicago. The winner will receive a cash prize and, of course, bragging rights. Be sure to check out my shows and appearances section to see what dates I'll be performing. The first round of competition
- [BOOBS](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/boobs) - For those of you that came by to our (my friends and my) annual party, Boobs on the Beach, the pictures are finally up on the site. Click here to go straight there.
- [Weekend at The Improv](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/weekend-at-the-improv) - What a weekend?! I was chosen to Emcee all the shows at The Improv in Schaumburg this weekend (Thur-Sun). The headliner for the shows was Angelo Tsarouchas and the feature was Sean Flannery. It was a great weekend and it was a blast working with them. I'm working on getting booked for other shows within
- [Success!!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/success) - I zoomed through Detroit, Toronto, Montreal, Boston and New York in the last couple of weeks and it was GREAT!!! I racked up 2,573 miles and did 10+ open mics/shows. Met a lot of great people and came up with a ton of material. Thank you for everyone's help along the way!
- [I'm off to the North East](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/im-off-to-the-north-east) - I'm heading off on a road trip through Detroit, Toronto, Montreal, Boston, and New York. I'm hoping to get a few guest spots in any of those cities. We'll see I guess. If you or anyone you know has a hook up in any of those areas, be sure to contact me and let me
- [Traveling the Northeast](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/traveling-the-northeast) - I'm working on a road trip through some Northeast cities and hoping to secure gigs throughout. Regardless, I'm planning on traveling through Detroit, Toronto, Montreal, Boston, New York, Cleveland, etc. So if you're around those areas and want to get notified when I'm out there, remember to sign up for the mailing list. This trip
- [Shows and Shows](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows-and-shows) - If you were planning on coming out and watching a set, I have a Stand Up show coming up on May 2nd. Though I'm hoping to land a few more spots throughout the city at other venues. I'll keep everyone in the loop. Also, I'm currently training in Musical Improv at iO Chicago and we
- [The site has finally launched!!!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/the-site-has-finally-launched) - It took some time, but it finally happened. Originally it was planned to launch in January, but this economy fucked everything up. I had to take time out to work my corner so I could keep the lights on in my house. Anyway, the lights will be on at least till next Tuesday and the

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- [Home](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.22.3″ custom_padding=”30px|0px|54px|0px|false|false”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.22.3″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.14″][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.14″]Hi! My name is[/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.14″]Sadiq Samani[/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.14″]and I’m arobot superhero dinosaur dragon unicorn cupcake[/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.14″]Stand UpComedian[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.22.3″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|54px|0px”][et_pb_row custom_padding=”0px|0px|27px|0px” _builder_version=”3.22.3″][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.1.1″] You’re probably pronouncing my name wrong. It’s okay, people have been messing up my name ever since my family moved from Pakistan to America.
- [Apprentice Application](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/apprentice-application) - Are you interested in taking a journey through the intersection of fashion, art, technology, and comedy? I'm a Fashion Engineer and Stand-Up Comedy Engineer with a passion for innovation and a knack for blending diverse skills. With over three decades of experience in technology, I've honed skills in electronics, 3D printing, software development, writing, personal
- [Walk With Sadiq](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/walkwithsadiq) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.22.3″ background_color=”#000000″ custom_padding=”50px|5px|25px|0px”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”27px|0px|19px|0px”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_image src=”http://www.sadiqsamani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/WalkWalkSadiq-Logo-1.png” url=”http://www.facebook.com/sadiqsamani” align=”center” align_tablet=”center” align_phone=”” align_last_edited=”on|desktop” _builder_version=”3.23″ background_color=”#000000″][/et_pb_image][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_4,1_2,1_4″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|2px|0px”][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.27.4″ text_font=”||||||||” text_orientation=”center” background_layout=”dark”]Walk with me all over the world as I talk about seriously funny issues like Race, Religion, Politics, and Sexuality and fill
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- [Book Sadiq](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/hahaha) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.22.3″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|54px|0px”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”27px|0px|30px|0px|false|false”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.27.4″]¡Hola! Mi Nombre Sadiq Samani.[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][et_pb_row column_structure=”1_5,3_5,1_5″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”0|0px|100px|0px|false|false”][et_pb_column type=”1_5″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”3_5″ _builder_version=”3.25″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding__hover=”|||”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.27.4″]Hi. My name is Sadiq Samani. I’ve performed stand up comedy in 40+ cities around the world proving that Pakistani men won’t get harassed at airports if we say
- [Shows](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”3.0.71″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|0px|0px”][et_pb_fullwidth_slider _builder_version=”3.16″ box_shadow_style=”preset6″ box_shadow_blur=”10px” box_shadow_color=”rgba(0,0,0,0.1)” custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding_tablet=”|||” custom_padding_phone=”|||” custom_css_slide_title=”background: black;||display:inline;” button_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_radius__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_border_radius__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_border_radius__hover_enabled=”off” button_letter_spacing__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_letter_spacing__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_letter_spacing__hover_enabled=”off” button_bg_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_bg_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_bg_color__hover_enabled=”off”][et_pb_slide heading=”See Shows” _builder_version=”3.16″ background_color=”#ffffff” background_image=”http://www.sadiqsamani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sadiq-samani-shows-1.jpg” parallax=”on” background_layout=”light” button_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_text_size__hover_enabled=”off” button_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_text_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_border_width__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_one_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_two_border_color__hover_enabled=”off” button_border_radius__hover_enabled=”off”
- [Page Not Found](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/page-not-found) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.0.48″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.15″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.15″]Page Not Found[/et_pb_text][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.15″]Someone gave you the wrong URL yo! Were you looking for one of my articles or videos below? You can also use the navigation to get where you want. If you’re still having issues please call an Apple Genius because I
- [Watch Videos](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/watch-videos) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”3.0.71″][et_pb_fullwidth_slider _builder_version=”3.0.77″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding_tablet=”|||” custom_padding_phone=”|||”][et_pb_slide heading=”Watch Videos” background_layout=”light” _builder_version=”3.0.77″ background_color=”#ffffff” animation_style=”none” background_image=”http://www.sadiqsamani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/sadiq-samani-watch-videos.jpg” parallax=”on”]Lets turn off the lights and cuddle.[/et_pb_slide][/et_pb_fullwidth_slider][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.0.77″][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.0.77″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.77″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_code _builder_version=”3.0.77″] Defending Jews anemptytextlline There are good hecklers and bad hecklers. This goodish heckler talked about Jews owning all the banks…don’t say Muslims never defend Jews.
- [What Christmas time is like for a Muslim American](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/christmas-time) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ background_color=”#000000″ _builder_version=”3.0.89″ custom_padding=”50px|5px|101px|0px”][et_pb_row custom_padding=”27px|0px|19px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.89″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text background_layout=”dark” _builder_version=”3.0.89″ text_font=”||||||||” text_font_size=”72px” text_line_height=”1em” ul_font=”||||||||” text_orientation=”center” module_alignment=”center”]What Christmas time is like for a Muslim American[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][et_pb_row custom_padding=”0px|0px|30px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.89″][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_code _builder_version=”3.0.89″][/et_pb_code][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section]
- [Who Is Sadiq Samani?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/who-is-sadiq-samani) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ fullwidth=”on” _builder_version=”3.0.71″][et_pb_fullwidth_slider _builder_version=”3.0.85″ custom_padding=”|||” custom_padding_tablet=”|||” custom_padding_phone=”|||”][et_pb_slide heading=”Who Is Sadiq Samani?” background_layout=”light” _builder_version=”3.0.85″ background_image=”http://www.sadiqsamani.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/who-is-sadiq-samani.jpg” background_color=”#ffffff”]Tragedy + Time + Sadiq = Hahaha[/et_pb_slide][/et_pb_fullwidth_slider][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.0.71″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|0px|0px”][et_pb_row custom_padding=”27px|0px|0px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.71″][et_pb_column type=”4_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.0.77″]Stalk me at these establishments.[/et_pb_text][et_pb_code _builder_version=”3.0.77″] Facebook Instagram Twitter YouTube Message [/et_pb_code][et_pb_blurb _builder_version=”3.0.77″][/et_pb_blurb][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][/et_pb_section][et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|40px|0px”][et_pb_row custom_padding=”0px|0px|27px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.47″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat”][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.0.47″ parallax=”off”
- [Contact Sadiq](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/contact-sadiq) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ background_color=”#000000″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|54px|0px”][et_pb_row custom_padding=”50px|0px|27px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.83″][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.0.83″]Write To Me As if you were writing a letter to your lady and sending it through carrier pigeon.[/et_pb_text][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][/et_pb_row][et_pb_row custom_padding=”0px|0px|27px|0px” _builder_version=”3.0.47″ background_size=”initial” background_position=”top_left” background_repeat=”repeat” _i=”1″ _address=”0.1″][et_pb_column type=”1_3″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_3″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_code _builder_version=”3.0.83″] Notice:
- [Newsletter](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/newsletter) - [et_pb_section fb_built=”1″ background_color=”#000000″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ custom_padding=”0px|0px|54px|0px”][et_pb_row _builder_version=”3.0.83″ custom_padding=”50px|0px|27px|0px”][et_pb_column type=”1_4″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][/et_pb_column][et_pb_column type=”1_2″ _builder_version=”3.0.83″ parallax=”off” parallax_method=”on”][et_pb_text _builder_version=”3.0.83″]COME ONE. COME ALL. Help a starving artist and feed me your e-mail. Me hungry for attention! P.s. if you stumbled onto my page, I’m a stand up comedian. I’m really funny. You should blindly sign up for my mailing
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## Videos

- [Defending Jews](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/defending-jews) - There are good hecklers and bad hecklers. This goodish heckler talked about Jews owning all the banks…don’t say Muslims never defend Jews.
- [Heckling Neighbor](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/heckling-neighbor) - Got heckled by a neighbor at the Backyard BBQ Comedy Show in Lower East Side, New York City.
- [Interview on a Stoop After a Night of Partying in Berlin: French Girl](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/interview-stoop-night-partying-berlin-french-girl) - After partying in Berlin till 6am, my Swedish friends and I ran into two French girls, one of whom I proceeded to interview.
- [EuroTrip - eXperiment, May 2014](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/eurotrip-experiment-may-2014) - My first time doing a EuroTrip through London, Amsterdam and Berlin for the first month of the eXperiment. My feedback for all my travels, including Piccadilly Circus in London, to cycling in Amsterdam and the East Side Gallery in Berlin.
- [Interview on a Couch in a Van That's Being Driven Around NYC: Ashley Abboushi](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/interview-couch-van-thats-driven-around-nyc-ashley-abboushi) - Improvising an interview with Supermodel Ashley Abboushi while moving a couch from a friend's place to my apartment.
- [Never Forget](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/never-forget) - There were two 911s. One that happened in New York City, and the other that was perpetuated through propaganda over the last decade. If those who lived through Pearl Harbor got over it, so can we.
- [We Got Engaged!](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/we-got-engaged)
- [Saying Grace](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/saying-grace) - I am officially two years into doing Stand up comedy. So for the beginning of my third year, I wanted to share with you a a clip of me doing Stand up. Yay? Yay!
- [#PoopScoopChallenge for Colon Cancer Research](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/poopscoopchallenge-colon-cancer-research) - This is what you end up doing when you want to be silly by parodying a national trend known as the #IceBucketChallenge. Though, it's not a bad idea to donate to colon cancer research too!
- [Best Year Ever 2007](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/best-year-ever-2007)
- [Masturbating to Kristina](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/masturbating-to-kristina)
- [Best Year Ever 2008](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/best-year-ever-2008) - As most of you know, I love being social, experiencing new things and capturing all of that on my camera. I've met a lot of interesting people, and had a lot of interesting experiences with all of you. That's why I took some time out to make a video, capturing the essence of 2008, through
- [Robotic License Plate](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/robotic-license-plate) - I uploaded part of an improv performance that I did. Though I don't know how funny it would be for people who weren't at the whole show. Since it all starts with one suggestion at the beginning and the part I added is midway through. I guess you'll have to take the crowd's laughter as
- [Scared of the FBI](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/scared-of-the-fbi) - While I'm on a roll, here's a clip from a Stand-Up show that I did recently. I love being brown.
- [Nashville Queer](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/nashville-queer) - So I was in Nashville, being the brown person I am, and this is what happens.
- [Louis Louie](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/louis-louie) - I just got done cutting up my improv performance with the group Louis Louie at Improv Olympics in Chicago. Check it out.
- [Michael Jackson is Dead](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/michael-jackson-is-dead) - I thought I would share one of the bits I have done after Michael Jackson's passing.
- [Best Year Ever 2009](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/best-year-ever-2009) - It's finally up! The Best Year Ever 2009 video. A compilation of all the pictures/videos I've taken throughout the year with friends/fans/etc. Check it out and be sure to let me know what you think.
- [Comedy Crush](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/comedy-crush) - I was performing out in Oswego and realized that a girl who just added me on Facebook was in the front row causing mischief. Watch what happens when people stop getting polite, and start getting real....Real World Oswego.
- [Skateboard S - eXperiment, June 2014](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/skateboard-s-experiment-june-2014) - I've biked, rollerbladed and even went ice skating once, but have never tried skateboarding. My eXperiment for June took me on a journey to understand skate culture, learn about skateboards, purchase one and take a class to learn how to ride. Besides the ride itself, there was a bit of a surprise when I took
- [Engine Engine Number 9, On The Bernie Subway Line](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/engine-engine-number-9-on-the-bernie-subway-line) - Spreading our message for #Bernie2016 on the New York subway lines.
- [Got My Right to Vote In The New York Primary Through Court Order](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/got-my-right-to-vote-in-the-new-york-primary-through-court-order) - I had to go through the New York Board of Elections court to finally get my vote. It took months of frustration and came down to the final day.
- [How I Voted Through Court Order in the New York Primary](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/how-i-voted-through-court-order-in-the-new-york-primary) - I had to go through a long process, but I was able to obtain my right to vote through a court.
- [Conclusion Of The New York Primary](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/conclusion-of-the-new-york-primary) - My thoughts after the Bernie loss in New York.
- [Let's Win More States and Go To The Democratic National Convention](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/lets-win-more-states-and-go-to-the-democratic-national-convention) - We have to keep winning more states and go to the Democratic National Convention.
- [Using Jehovah's Witnesses To Do Good](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/using-jehovahs-witnesses-to-do-good) - There are thousands of religions in the world, but how can we apply their beliefs practically?
- [I'm Not Muslim, My Mom Hates That](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/im-not-muslim-my-mom-hates-that) - I'm not Muslim, but my mom hates that I don't practice Islam.
- [The Only Good Thing About Islam](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/the-only-good-thing-about-islam) - What do I think about the good parts of Islam?
- [Is Burlington, Vermont Like Venezuela?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/is-burlington-vermont-like-venezuela) - I stopped over in Burlington, Vermont while driving back to New York City from Montreal. I wanted to see what Bernie Mecca looks and feels like.
- [Muslim Bashing & American Elections](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/muslim-bashing-american-elections) - A clip about Muslim Bashing & American Elections from my performance at Prøverøret Comedy Club in Oslo, Norway during my Scandinavian tour 2016.
- [Best Year Ever 2010](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/videos/best-year-ever-2010)

## Shows

- [Eastville Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/eastville-comedy-club-feliz-kwanzukah/2020-11-16/2000)
- [TBD (Park in Brooklyn)](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tbd-park-in-brooklyn/2020-10-02/1830) - Details coming soon lover 😘.
- [Artel Garden](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/artel-garden/2020-08-22/1730)
- [KO Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/ko-comedy/2020-08-15/1900) - ** This is an internet/Zoom show and it starts at 7pm Pacific Time **
- [Kids in the Yard](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/kids-in-the-yard/2020-02-22/2030)
- [Villa Cesare Events & Banquets](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/villa-cesare-events-banquets-stand-up-for-st-jude-house/2020-05-29/1830)
- [Dime Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dime-bar-3/2020-02-25/2000)
- [Verdugo Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/verdugo-bar-friendship-buddies-2/2020-02-09/2000)
- [Second City Hollywood](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dance-party-second-city/2020-02-05/2030)
- [Skiptown Playhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/barely-making-it-la-skiptown-playhouse-3/2020-02-27/2000)
- [O'Donovan's Restaurant & Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/odonovans-restaurant-pub-3/2020-02-20/2000)
- [Oeno Vino](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/vino-underground-oeno-vino-2/2020-02-15/2100)
- [Carmela Ice Cream](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/carmela-ice-cream-inside-scoop/2020-02-04/2000)
- [The Yard Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/writers-block-the-yard-theater/2020-02-12/2000)
- [Pub 56 - St. Lawrence University](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pub-56-st-lawrence-university/2020-01-24/2000)
- [The Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-comedy-store-crack-em-up-2/2020-02-20/2200)
- [Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/flappers-comedy-club-burbank-4/2020-02-08/1930) - In the Yoohoo Room.
- [Bar Lubitsch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bar-lubitsch-heavy-heavy-low-low-3/2020-02-18/2300)
- [MadLab](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-nightmare-before-x-mas-madlab/2019-12-09/1900)
- [Mott Haven Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/mott-haven-bar-grill-neon-therapy-2/2020-04-21/1930)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-15-2/2019-11-24/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-11-3/2019-11-23/1530)
- [Dromedary Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dromedary-bar-freaky-torch-2/2019-10-13/2030)
- [The Cobra Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/live-from-outer-space-cobra-club-2/2019-10-18/2100)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-15/2019-10-03/2145)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-15-2/2019-08-13/2145)
- [ACME Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/acme-comedy/2019-09-26/1930)
- [Nikki's Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/nikkis-bar-grill-laugh-it-up-tuesday/2019-11-05/2030)
- [Drexler's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/drexlers-ug-comedy-show-2/2019-10-08/2030)
- [Oeno Vino](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/vino-underground-oeno-vino/2019-09-29/2000)
- [Dime Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dime-bar-2/2019-09-24/2000)
- [The Empire Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-keg-stand-the-empire-tavern/2019-09-15/1830)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-15/2019-10-20/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-14/2019-10-06/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-13/2019-10-27/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-12/2019-10-13/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-12/2019-10-19/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-11-2/2019-10-05/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-11/2019-10-26/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-10/2019-10-12/1530)
- [Skiptown Playhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/barely-making-it-la-skiptown-playhouse-2/2019-09-26/2000)
- [Sideshow Books](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/novelty-comedy-sideshow-books/2019-09-12/2000)
- [Bar Lubitsch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/im-sure-bar-lubitsch/2019-09-09/1930)
- [East 7th Arts Festival](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/east-7th-arts-festival/2019-08-20/1830)
- [Burning Man - Kostume Kult](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/burning-man-kostume-kult/2019-08-28/1200)
- [Burning Man - Center Camp](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/burning-man-center-camp-2/2019-08-28/1500)
- [Chipped Cup](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/zebra-cakes-chipped-cup/2019-07-08/2000)
- [Civil Coffee](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/civil-coffee-2/2019-09-28/2000)
- [The Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-comedy-store-crack-em-up/2019-09-19/2200)
- [Brickspot Comedy Club - Vspot](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brickspot-comedy-club-vspot-dont-be-afraid-to-laugh/2019-08-14/1900)
- [Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/flappers-comedy-club-burbank-3/2019-09-13/1930) - In the Yoohoo Room.
- [Niagara Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/white-rice-niagara-bar/2019-08-14/2000)
- [Verdugo Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/verdugo-bar-friendship-buddies/2019-09-22/2000)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-13/2019-07-30/2145)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-14/2019-08-07/2145)
- [Burning Man - Center Camp](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/burning-man-center-camp/2019-08-26/1400)
- [The Fourth Wall](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-fourth-wall-trash-only-2/2019-09-06/2310)
- [Oppa](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/oppa/2019-07-26/1930)
- [Bar Lubitsch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bar-lubitsch-heavy-heavy-low-low-2/2019-09-17/2300)
- [The House Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/a-ok-the-house-pub/2019-05-31/2030) - CANCELLED
- [The Comedy Clubhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-clubhouse-toasted/2019-06-08/1900)
- [iO Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/io-theater-heraldo-friends/2019-05-22/2200)
- [Gallery Cabaret](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cupcake-comedy-cabaret-gallery-cabaret/2019-05-23/2000)
- [Storefront Theater at Flat Iron Arts](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/storefront-theater-flat-iron-arts-fourplay-friday/2019-06-07/2130)
- [Otherworld Theatre](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/otherworld-theatre-underworld/2019-06-08/2200)
- [Hamburger Mary's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/oak-park-comedy-club-at-hamburger-marys/2019-06-06/2000)
- [House of Blues Chicago](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cocktail-house-of-blues/2019-06-04/1900)
- [The Playground Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/buzzed-the-playground-theater/2019-06-01/1900)
- [Shakers on Clark](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/laughs-in-lakeview-shakers-on-clark/2019-05-27/2000)
- [TBD](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-shithole/2019-05-26/2000) - Show location is secret and TBD
- [The Comedy Clubhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/main-stage-mic-the-comedy-clubhouse/2019-05-25/2300)
- [Chicago Joe's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/chicago-joes-the-comedy-tub/2019-05-23/2000)
- [Zanies Rosemont](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/zanies-rosemont/2019-05-28/2000)
- [Up Comedy Club (Judy's Beat Lounge)](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/up-comedy-club-ten-dollar-comedy/2019-05-21/2030)
- [Half Sour](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tight-ship-half-sour/2019-05-30/2000)
- [Puotilan Kartano](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/svenkka-stand-up-club-puotilan-kartano/2019-05-10/2000)
- [Olutravintola Solmu](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/helsinki/2019-05-09/1900)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-all-star-stand-up/2019-04-15/2300)
- [The Burren](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/stand-up-comedy-at-the-burren/2019-04-10/2200)
- [730 Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/8-oclock-at-730-tavern/2019-04-10/2000)
- [Redbones BBQ](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brown-mirror-von-bar-3/2019-04-09/2100) - Show is canceled. SAD FACE!
- [Bassanova Ramen](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/send-noods-bassanova-ramen/2019-04-18/2030)
- [Lana Siebel's Birthday Show](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/lana-siebels-birthday-show/2019-04-23/1900)
- [Henriken](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dreper-det-henriken/2019-05-15/2000)
- [Henriken](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/standup-pa-henriken/2019-05-14/2000)
- [West Side Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/off-the-boat-west-side-comedy-club/2019-04-14/2000)
- [C'mon Everybody](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/aliens-of-extraordinary-ability-cmon-everybody/2019-05-07/2130)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-4-14/2019-04-14/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-4-28/2019-04-28/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-5-5/2019-05-05/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-4-21/2019-04-21/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-4-27/2019-04-27/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-5-4/2019-05-04/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-4-20/2019-04-20/1530)
- [Much Different](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/live-at-much-different/2019-03-22/1900)
- [Governor's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/governors-comedy-club-pretty-ugly/2019-03-21/1900) - THIS SHOW IS CANCELED CANCELED CANCELED 😭
- [Mott Haven Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/mott-haven-bar-grill-neon-therapy/2019-03-26/1900)
- [Halyards](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/buddy-comedy-halyards/2019-04-04/2100)
- [Democracy Brewing](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-party-democracy-brewing/2019-04-13/2100)
- [Limelight Stage & Studios](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/limelight-comedy-limelight-stage-studios/2019-04-10/1930)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-3-2/2019-03-11/2145)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-5/2019-03-03/1530)
- [The Cobra Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/live-from-outer-space-cobra-club/2019-03-29/2100)
- [Daily Press](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/beeting-off-daily-press/2019-03-12/2000)
- [Von Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brown-mirror-von-bar/2019-04-25/1900)
- [Freddy's Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/freddys-bar/2019-03-11/2100)
- [RaR Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tyrannosaurus-rar-bar/2019-03-26/2100)
- [Bar None](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bar-none/2019-03-14/2000)
- [Resident DTLA](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/resident-dtla/2019-02-18/2100)
- [Dromedary Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dromedary-bar-freaky-torch/2018-12-02/2030)
- [Cook-N-Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cook-n-comedy/2017-11-14/1900)
- [The Virgil](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-virgil-mixtape/2019-02-08/2000)
- [Cafe Aficionado](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-aficionado-2/2019-02-01/1900)
- [The Van Nuys Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/van-nuys-comedy-club-3/2019-02-20/2100)
- [Cahmadee Club/Oeno Vino Wines](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cahmadee-club-oeno-vino-wines-hotcakes/2019-02-28/2100)
- [Hyperion Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hyperion-tavern-kinda-sketchy-3/2019-02-21/1930)
- [Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/shrine-uptown-vibes/2019-01-26/2030)
- [The Way Station](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-way-station-jiggy-with-it/2019-03-06/2100)
- [Civil Coffee](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/civil-coffee/2019-02-16/2000)
- [Gotham Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gotham-comedy-club-comedians-on-the-loose-5/2019-03-08/1900)
- [Brickspot Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brickspot-comedy-2/2019-01-06/2030) - Inside the VSpot
- [The Black Cat](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-black-cat/2019-02-14/1900)
- [The Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-comedy-store-2/2019-02-07/2200)
- [Pack Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pack-theater-2/2019-02-17/1200)
- [O'Donovan's Restaurant & Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/odonovans-restaurant-pub-2/2019-02-27/2000)
- [The Fourth Wall](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-fourth-wall-trash-only/2019-02-01/2300)
- [Orchard Street Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/orchard-street-hotel-too-soon/2019-01-03/2000)
- [Brickspot Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brickspot-comedy/2019-01-02/2030) - Inside the VSpot
- [Tao Comedy Studio](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tao-comedy-studio/2019-02-09/2000)
- [Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/flappers-comedy-club-burbank-2/2019-02-05/1930) - In the Yoohoo Room.
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-9/2019-01-07/2300)
- [Skiptown Playhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/skiptown-playhouse/2018-10-08/1930)
- [Skiptown Playhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/skiptown-playhouse-barely-making-it-la/2019-02-07/2000)
- [Bar Lubitsch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bar-lubitsch/2018-10-23/2300)
- [Bar Lubitsch](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bar-lubitsch-heavy-heavy-low-low/2019-02-05/2300)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-3/2018-12-30/2145)
- [Drexler's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/drexlers-ug-comedy-show/2019-01-22/2030)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-5-2/2018-12-01/1530)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-8/2018-12-10/2300)
- [The Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-lantern-giggles-n-cream/2019-01-03/2000)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-the-clayton-fletcher-show-5-3/2018-11-02/1930)
- [UCB East Village](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/ucb-east-village/2018-11-11/1930)
- [Pack Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pack-theater/2018-10-21/1200)
- [O'Donovan's Restaurant & Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/odonovans-restaurant-pub/2018-10-24/2000)
- [Flappers Comedy Club - Burbank](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/flappers-comedy-club-burbank/2018-10-13/1930) - In the Yoohoo Room.
- [Cafe Aficionado](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-aficionado/2018-10-19/1930)
- [The Clubhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-clubhouse-spike-the-punchline/2018-10-24/2200)
- [Pancho's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/panchos/2018-10-29/2100)
- [Hyperion Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hyperion-tavern-kinda-sketchy-2/2018-10-18/1930)
- [Van Nuys Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/van-nuys-comedy-club-2/2018-10-17/2100)
- [The Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-comedy-store/2018-03-21/2230)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-5-2-2/2018-12-15/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-5-2-2/2018-12-16/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-4-2/2018-11-17/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-5-2/2018-12-02/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-4-2/2018-11-18/1600)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-the-clayton-fletcher-show-5-2/2018-09-28/1930)
- [Brickspot Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/vspot-late-night-romp-2/2018-09-23/1900) - Inside the VSpot
- [The Excelsior Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-excelsior-hotel-queerdo/2018-07-14/2000)
- [Secret Backyard Lower East Side](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/special-tonight-secret-backyard-lower-east-side-2/2018-06-21/1900) - Tickets are available NOW! Social hour, stand up comedy, and all you can eat tacos!
- [Emerald Inn](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/emerald-inn/2018-06-29/2230)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-21/2018-06-11/2300)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-21-2/2018-06-25/2300)
- [Secret Backyard Lower East Side](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/special-tonight-secret-backyard-lower-east-side/2018-06-01/1800) - Tickets are available NOW! Social hour, stand up comedy, and all you can eat tacos!
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-5/2018-07-14/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-4/2018-06-30/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-3/2018-06-16/1530)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9-2/2018-06-09/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-5/2018-07-15/1600)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-4/2018-07-01/1600)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-3/2018-06-17/1600)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3-2/2018-06-10/1600)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-comedy-college-2/2018-06-07/2000) - This is a TV taping and is a FREE show! If you've been watching me throughout my entire growth process in stand up comedy, this is a chance to be a part of a milestone.
- [Gotham Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gotham-comedy-club-comedians-on-the-loose-4/2018-07-20/1900)
- [Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/shrine/2018-05-13/1500)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-3/2018-04-29/1600)
- [Hacienda Villa](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hacienda-villa/2018-04-13/1900) - Must purchase tickets for the location.
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-9/2018-04-28/1530)
- [The Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-lantern/2018-06-25/2000)
- [Taste of the Caribbean](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/taste-of-the-caribbean/2018-03-28/2000)
- [Hyperion Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hyperion-tavern-kinda-sketchy/2018-03-29/1930)
- [Dime Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dime-bar/2018-03-19/2000)
- [Van Nuys Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/van-nuys-comedy-club/2018-03-28/2100)
- [The Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-lantern-character-select/2018-02-20/2000)
- [Wake & Bake Breakfast Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/wake-bake-breakfast-club-comedy/2018-03-18/2000)
- [Grisly Pear](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grisly-pear-5/2018-02-27/2200)
- [Boxers UES](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/boxers-ues-sucker-punch-comedy/2018-02-13/2100)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-8/2018-02-03/1530)
- [VSPOT](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/vspot-late-night-romp/2018-01-30/2130)
- [The Huddle Sports Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-huddle-allworld-comedy-night/2018-01-26/2000)
- [Grisly Pear](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grisly-pear-3/2018-01-11/2345)
- [Grisly Pear](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grisly-pear-4/2018-02-08/2345)
- [Otto’s Shrunken Head](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/ottos-shrunken-head-the-duck-show/2018-01-16/2000)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-comedy-college/2018-02-01/2000)
- [The Farside](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-farside-intelligentsia-trivia-comedy/2018-01-11/2000)
- [Deweys Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/deweys-pub-saturday-night-fever-2/2017-12-23/2200)
- [Black Cat LES](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/black-cat-les-3/2017-12-16/1900)
- [Grisly Pear](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grisly-pear/2017-12-12/2000)
- [Bushwick Public House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bushwick-public-house/2017-11-15/2000)
- [Deweys Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/deweys-pub-saturday-night-fever/2017-11-11/2200)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-7/2017-11-04/1530)
- [Black Cat LES](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/black-cat-les-2/2017-11-01/2000)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-6/2017-10-14/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-4/2017-10-15/1530)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground-2/2017-10-15/1600)
- [The Village Underground](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-village-underground/2017-10-08/1600)
- [Gotham Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gotham-comedy-club-comedians-on-the-loose-3/2017-10-20/1900)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-the-clayton-fletcher-show-5/2017-09-22/1930)
- [The Stand](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-stand-sudden-death-september/2017-09-20/2200)
- [Square Roots](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/square-roots-you-aight/2017-09-09/1930)
- [Parrilla Latin Bistro](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/parrilla-latin-bistro/2017-08-24/2000)
- [Secret Backyard](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/secret-backyard-bbq-comedy-show3/2017-08-29/1830) - Exact location will be sent through e-mail after ticket purchase.
- [Klimat Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/klimat-lounge2/2017-08-21/1930)
- [Secret Backyard](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/secret-backyard-2/2017-08-13/1400) - Exact location will be sent through e-mail after ticket purchase.
- [The Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-lantern-too-much-hot-sauce/2017-08-23/2000)
- [Brooklyn House of Comedy](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brooklyn-house-of-comedy/2017-08-11/2100)
- [Secret Backyard](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/secret-backyard/2017-07-09/1400) - Exact location will be sent through e-mail after ticket purchase.
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-nyc-summer-comedy-fest/2017-08-02/2100) - Call and RSVP for free tickets at 212-726-2506.
- [Gotham Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gotham-comedy-club-comedians-on-the-loose-2/2017-06-30/1830)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-the-clayton-fletcher-show-4/2017-07-21/1930)
- [Triple Crown Ale House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/triple-crown-ale-house-character-select/2017-06-24/2100)
- [Tamale Hut Café](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tamale-hut-cafe-friday-night-laughs/2017-05-19/1900)
- [Shakers On Clark](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/shakers-on-clark-comedy-killz/2017-05-19/2030)
- [The House Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-house-pub-a-ok-comedy/2017-05-26/1930)
- [Simone's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/simones-pilsen-stand-up/2017-05-17/2000)
- [Laugh Factory](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/laugh-factory-laugh-factoria-latino-night/2017-05-25/2000)
- [The Chelsea Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-chelsea-hotel-funny-monday/2017-06-05/2100)
- [Jessica Restro Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jessica-restro-bar/2017-06-04/2230)
- [Phyllis Musical Inn](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/phyllis-musical-inn-the-racketeers-comedy-showcase/2017-05-09/2000)
- [Davenport's Piano Bar Cabaret](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/davenports-piano-bar-cabaret-chicagos-rising-stars/2017-05-19/2230)
- [Zanies](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/zanies/2017-05-24/2030)
- [Wallace Hall](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/wallace-hall-chicagos-comedy-scene-radio/2017-05-20/2000)
- [The WIP Comedy Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-wip-comedy-theater-prime-time-nine/2017-05-18/2100)
- [The WIP Comedy Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-wip-comedy-theater-black-box-comedy/2017-05-12/2200)
- [Chicago Getaway Hostel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/chicago-getaway-hostel-hostel-takeover-comedy-show/2017-05-28/1900)
- [House of Blues - Foundation Room](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/house-of-blues-foundation-room-comedy-cocktail/2017-05-09/2100)
- [12 Handles](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/12-handles-chicagos-comedy-scene-radio/2017-05-06/2000)
- [VSPOT](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/vspot-alex-carabano/2017-06-29/2200)
- [The Creek & The Cave](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-creek-the-cave-barely-making-it/2017-06-14/2000)
- [Kelly's Roast](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/kellys-roast/2017-05-26/1600)
- [Secret Mansion](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/secret-mansion-laugh-track/2017-04-27/1930) - Underground venue off of F train - Ditmas stop. You must purchase tickets to get the address!
- [Q.E.D.](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/q-e-d-magtag-variety-hour/2016-11-27/2000)
- [Legion](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/legion-shit-your-pants/2017-04-28/2200)
- [Niagara Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/niagara-bar-whatever-comedy-show/2017-04-28/1930)
- [Eastville Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/eastville-comedy-club-nyc-takeover-3/2017-04-16/1900)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-7/2017-04-26/2100)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-6/2017-04-20/2300)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-5/2017-04-20/2100)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-4/2017-04-13/2300)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-3/2017-04-12/2100)
- [Klimat Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/klimat-lounge-laughing-buddha-comedy/2017-03-22/2030)
- [Silvana](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/silvana/2017-04-06/2000)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-laughing-buddha-comedy/2017-02-27/1930)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-5/2017-02-12/1600)
- [Eastville Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/eastville-comedy-club-nyc-takeover3/2017-02-21/2100)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-4/2017-02-05/1600)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-clayton-fletcher-show3/2017-03-03/1930)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-clayton-fletcher-show2/2017-02-03/1930)
- [Gotham Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gotham-comedy-club-comedians-on-the-loose/2017-02-17/1900)
- [Eastville Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/eastville-comedy-club-nyc-takeover2/2017-01-04/2100)
- [Eastville Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/eastville-comedy-club-nyc-takeover/2016-10-26/2000)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club-2/2017-03-25/1800)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-the-clayton-fletcher-show/2017-01-27/2000)
- [No Fun Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/no-fun-bar-so-fun/2017-01-16/2100)
- [Black Cat LES](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/black-cat-les/2016-12-31/2000)
- [Bunga's Den](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bungas-den-quit-your-day-job/2016-12-15/2200)
- [Nunez Bar & Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/nunez-bar-lounge-laugh-out-loud-comedy/2016-12-14/2030)
- [The Stand](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-stand-laughing-buddha-comedy/2016-12-03/1745)
- [WeWork](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/wework-tech-talent-show/2016-12-01/1830) - You must sign up to the event through the show link.
- [The Experiment Comedy Gallery](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-experiment-comedy-gallery-wildcard-comedy/2016-10-03/2130)
- [The PIT Loft](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-pit-loft-wildcard-comedy/2016-11-23/2100)
- [Broadway Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/broadway-comedy-club/2016-11-07/1900)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-3/2016-11-20/1600)
- [PSB](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/psb/2016-10-17/2000)
- [Stockholm Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/stockholm-comedy-club/2016-10-21/2000)
- [No Fun Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/no-fun-bar/2016-10-03/2000)
- [The Big Ben Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/big-ben-pub-comedy3/2016-10-23/2000)
- [The Big Ben Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/big-ben-pub-comedy2/2016-10-20/2000)
- [The Big Ben Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/big-ben-pub-comedy/2016-10-18/2000)
- [LilleKampen](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/lillekampen/2016-10-07/2000)
- [No Fun Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/no-fun-bar-the-peoples-court/2016-09-19/2200)
- [Dattera til Hagen](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dattera-til-hagen-proveroret/2016-10-12/2000)
- [Josefine Vertshus](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/josefine-vertshus-reis-deg-komikerklubb/2016-10-06/1900)
- [Henriken](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/henriken/2016-10-11/2000)
- [Dangerfield's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dangerfields-comedy-club/2016-09-01/0730)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club-2/2016-08-27/1800)
- [Toshi's Living Room](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/toshis-living-room-crazy-crazy-comedy-20160424/2016-04-24/1900)
- [Toshi's Living Room](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/toshis-living-room-crazy-crazy-comedy-20160508/2016-05-08/1900)
- [Toshi's Living Room](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/toshis-living-room-crazy-crazy-comedy-20160515/2016-05-15/1900)
- [Greenwich Village Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/greenwich-village-comedy-club/2016-04-20/1900)
- [The Triple Crown Ale House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-triple-crown-ale-house/2016-02-19/2000)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar/2016-02-14/1600)
- [Comedy Cellar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cellar-2/2016-02-28/1600)
- [Dev Bootcamp](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/dev-bootcamp/2016-01-26/1830)
- [Theatre Royal Stratford East (In The Bar)](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comic-mondays-theatre-royal-stratford-east/2015-06-22/2000)
- [The T-Bird](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-t-bird/2015-06-26/2000)
- [The Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/king-gong-the-comedy-store/2015-06-29/2000)
- [The Alex](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-alex/2015-06-07/2000)
- [The Rose & Crown](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-freedom-fridge-the-rose-crown/2015-06-25/2000)
- [Bedroom Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-cafe-theatre-bedroom-bar/2015-06-24/2000)
- [Arch1](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/g-b-comedy-arch1/2015-06-18/2000)
- [The Mug House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/crown-the-knave-the-mug-house/2015-06-16/1930)
- [Dirty Dicks](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/we-are-funny-thursdays-dirty-dicks/2015-06-11/2000)
- [The Hideaway Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-hideaway-comedy-club-the-hideaway-bar/2015-06-08/2000)
- [The Angelic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-angelic/2015-06-04/2000)
- [Den Glade Gris](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/den-glade-gris/2015-05-18/1900)
- [Josefine Vertshus](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/reis-deg-komikerklubb/2015-05-21/2100)
- [Latter på Aker Brygge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/latter-pa-aker-brygge/2015-05-22/2100)
- [The Big Ben Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/big-ben-standup/2015-05-28/2000)
- [The Big Ben Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/big-ben-standup-2/2015-05-31/2000)
- [The Green](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/heavenly-wednesdays/2015-06-03/2000)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-24/2012-11-28/2100)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-19/2012-11-26/2200)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-23/2012-11-21/2100)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-22/2012-11-14/2100)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-20/2012-10-23/2200)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-21/2012-10-20/2300)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-18/2012-10-18/2100)
- [Grisly Pear](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grisly-pear-2/2012-10-16/2000)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-15/2012-10-15/2200)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-17/2012-10-13/2230)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-16/2012-10-10/2100)
- [Crocodile Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/crocodile-lounge-2/2012-08-02/2030)
- [Sopo Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/sopo-lounge-6/2012-07-31/2100)
- [The Dock at Montrose Beach](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-dock-at-montrose-beach-2/2012-07-31/2000)
- [Cabaret](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cabaret-2/2012-07-30/2100)
- [Bay Billiards](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bay-billiards-2/2012-07-27/2000)
- [240 Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/240-lounge-9/2012-07-26/2100)
- [The Abbey Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-abbey-pub-2/2012-07-25/2030)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-66/2012-07-24/2030)
- [Gallery Cabaret](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gallery-cabaret-4/2012-07-21/1900)
- [240 Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/240-lounge-10/2012-07-19/2100)
- [Martin's Corner Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/martins-corner-bar-grill-6/2012-07-18/2000)
- [River Rockhouse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/river-rockhouse-2/2012-07-16/2000)
- [Northdown Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/northdown-cafe-2/2012-07-15/2100)
- [McBride's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/mcbrides-2/2012-06-15/2100)
- [Cigars and Stripes](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cigars-and-stripes-2/2012-05-26/2130)
- [Caps Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/caps-bar-grill-2/2012-04-28/1930)
- [Hollywood Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hollywood-lounge-2/2012-03-24/2030)
- [Laughs Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/laughs-comedy-club-2/2012-03-20/2030)
- [The Purple Onion](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-purple-onion-4/2012-03-16/2200)
- [BEC's Bar & Bistro](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/becs-bar-bistro-2/2012-03-11/2000)
- [Mission City Coffee](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/mission-city-coffee-2/2012-03-10/2000)
- [The Purple Onion](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-purple-onion-3/2012-03-03/2200)
- [Comedy Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-shrine-10/2012-02-06/2000)
- [Johnny O'Hagan's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/johnny-ohagans-2/2012-02-02/2100)
- [Sopo Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/sopo-lounge-5/2012-01-31/2100)
- [Chord on Blues](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/chord-on-blues-4/2012-01-30/2000)
- [Nothin' Less Coffee House](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/nothin-less-coffee-house-2/2012-01-27/2100)
- [240 Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/240-lounge-8/2012-01-26/2100)
- [Martin's Corner Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/martins-corner-bar-grill-5/2012-01-25/2000)
- [240 Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/240-lounge-7/2012-01-19/2100)
- [Sopo Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/sopo-lounge-4/2012-01-03/2100)
- [Stand Up Scottsdale](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/stand-up-scottsdale-4/2011-11-19/2100)
- [Papi Chulo's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/papi-chulos-2/2011-11-12/2100)
- [240 Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/240-lounge-6/2011-10-27/2100)
- [Infusion Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/infusion-cafe-3/2011-10-12/2100)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-14/2011-10-11/2030)
- [Infusion Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/infusion-cafe-4/2011-10-05/2100)
- [Let Them Eat Chocolate](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/let-them-eat-chocolate-2/2011-09-24/1730)
- [Crosstown Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/crosstown-pub-4/2011-09-23/2200)
- [Fox and Hound](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/fox-and-hound-2/2011-09-10/2030)
- [Comedy Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-shrine-9/2011-09-04/1930)
- [Jus' Jokes Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jus-jokes-comedy-club-2/2011-09-01/2000)
- [The Department](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-department-4/2011-08-11/2000)
- [Bronzeville Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bronzeville-cafe-4/2011-08-03/1900)
- [Watra](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/watra-2/2011-07-29/2100)
- [The Alley](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-alley-2/2011-07-24/1900)
- [Martin's Corner Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/martins-corner-bar-grill-4/2011-07-20/2000)
- [House of Bricks](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/house-of-bricks-2/2011-07-12/2130)
- [Chord on Blues](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/chord-on-blues-3/2011-05-16/1930)
- [The Spot](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-spot-8/2011-05-01/1800)
- [Gallery Cabaret](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/gallery-cabaret-3/2011-04-30/1900)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-31/2011-04-23/2100)
- [Comedy Club on State](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-club-on-state-8/2011-04-09/2230)
- [Comedy Club on State](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-club-on-state-7/2011-04-09/2000)
- [Comedy Club on State](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-club-on-state-6/2011-04-08/2230)
- [Comedy Club on State](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-club-on-state-5/2011-04-08/2000)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-32/2011-04-02/2100)
- [Hammers Sports Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hammers-sports-bar-grill-2/2011-04-01/2100)
- [Joe Franklin's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/joe-franklins-comedy-club-8/2011-03-25/2100)
- [Abigail Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/abigail-cafe-2/2011-03-22/2030)
- [Joe Franklin's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/joe-franklins-comedy-club-7/2011-03-18/2100)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-14/2011-03-15/2200)
- [Joe Franklin's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/joe-franklins-comedy-club-6/2011-03-11/2100)
- [Village Lantern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/village-lantern-13/2011-03-08/2200)
- [Post Time Sports Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/post-time-sports-bar-2/2011-03-07/2300)
- [Joe Franklin's Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/joe-franklins-comedy-club-5/2011-03-04/2100)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-30/2011-02-18/2100)
- [Jerry's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jerrys-4/2011-01-20/2030)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-27/2011-01-15/2100)
- [Sopranos Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/sopranos-lounge-2/2010-12-11/1930)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-13/2010-11-30/2030)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-28/2010-11-26/2100)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-29/2010-11-20/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-65/2010-10-29/2000)
- [DoubleTree Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/doubletree-hotel-6/2010-10-23/2200)
- [DoubleTree Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/doubletree-hotel-5/2010-10-23/2000)
- [DoubleTree Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/doubletree-hotel-4/2010-10-22/2100)
- [Velveeta Room](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/velveeta-room-2/2010-10-21/2130)
- [Cap City Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cap-city-comedy-club-2/2010-10-19/2000)
- [Stand-up Scottsdale](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/stand-up-scottsdale-3/2010-10-15/2200)
- [Laffs Comedy Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/laffs-comedy-cafe-2/2010-10-14/2000)
- [moondoggies](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/moondoggies-2/2010-10-12/2200)
- [Comedy Palace](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-palace-2/2010-10-12/1930)
- [Comedy Store](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-store-2/2010-10-10/1900)
- [Moose Lodge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/moose-lodge-2/2010-10-09/2100)
- [Max Bloom's Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/max-blooms-cafe-2/2010-10-08/1900)
- [Zapata Vive](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/zapata-vive-2/2010-10-07/1900)
- [Cafe Muse](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-muse-2/2010-10-06/2030)
- [St. Stephens Green](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/st-stephens-green-2/2010-10-05/2200)
- [Tommy T's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tommy-ts-2/2010-10-05/1930)
- [Club Deluxe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/club-deluxe-2/2010-10-04/2100)
- [Impala Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/impala-lounge-2/2010-10-01/2000)
- [Brainwash](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/brainwash-2/2010-09-30/1900)
- [Wiseguys Trolley Square](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/wiseguys-trolley-square-2/2010-09-29/2000)
- [Comedy Works](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-works-2/2010-09-28/2000)
- [The Bug Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-bug-theater-2/2010-09-27/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-64/2010-09-24/2000)
- [The Department](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-department-3/2010-09-23/2000)
- [Bonkerz](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bonkerz-2/2010-09-22/2100)
- [Jerry's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jerrys-3/2010-09-16/2030)
- [Underground Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/underground-lounge-4/2010-09-13/2030)
- [Pub 222](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pub-222-2/2010-09-01/2030)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-26/2010-08-28/2100)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-25/2010-08-27/2100)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-12/2010-08-24/2030)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-62/2010-08-20/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-63/2010-08-13/2000)
- [The Call](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-call-2/2010-08-12/1930)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-18/2010-06-30/2030)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-17/2010-06-23/2030)
- [Crosstown Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/crosstown-pub-3/2010-06-18/2100)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-16/2010-06-02/2030)
- [Grill Marx](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grill-marx-2/2010-05-20/2000)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-15/2010-05-19/2030)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-10/2010-05-11/2030)
- [The Spot](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-spot-7/2010-05-09/1900)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-14/2010-05-05/2030)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-10/2010-05-02/2000)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-12/2010-05-01/2230)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-9/2010-05-01/2000)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-11/2010-04-30/2230)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-8/2010-04-30/2000)
- [Riddles Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/riddles-comedy-club-7/2010-04-29/2000)
- [Stand-Up Comics](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/stand-up-comics-2/2010-04-27/2000)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-16/2010-04-25/1930)
- [Texas Union Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/texas-union-theater-2/2010-04-23/2000)
- [Horseshoe Casino](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/horseshoe-casino-2/2010-04-21/2000)
- [Old Town Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/old-town-pub-4/2010-04-20/2100)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-15/2010-04-18/1930)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-61/2010-04-16/2020)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-11/2010-04-13/2030)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-14/2010-04-11/1930)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-12/2010-04-07/2030)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-13/2010-04-04/1930)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-24/2010-04-03/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-60/2010-04-02/2020)
- [Underground Lounge](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/underground-lounge-3/2010-03-31/2000)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-12/2010-03-28/1930)
- [St. Charles VFW](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/st-charles-vfw-2/2010-03-27/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-59/2010-03-26/2020)
- [Heartland Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/heartland-cafe-2/2010-03-24/2200)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-11/2010-03-24/2030)
- [Mark's Second Street Tavern](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/marks-second-street-tavern-2/2010-03-22/1930)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-11/2010-03-21/1930)
- [Pub at Midtown](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pub-at-midtown-2/2010-03-20/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-58/2010-03-19/2020)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-10/2010-03-14/1930)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-56/2010-03-12/2020)
- [Improv Olympic](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-olympic-9/2010-03-07/1930)
- [The Spot](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-spot-6/2010-03-07/1900)
- [Capitol Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/capitol-club-10/2010-03-06/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-57/2010-03-05/2020)
- [](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/967/2010-03-05/1900)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-13/2010-03-03/2030)
- [](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/959/2010-02-27/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-54/2010-02-26/2020)
- [Hard Rock Hotel](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hard-rock-hotel-2/2010-02-25/1830)
- [Cafe Wha Who?](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-wha-who-10/2010-02-24/2030)
- [The Eagle Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-eagle-club-2/2010-02-12/2000)
- [Old Town Pub](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/old-town-pub-3/2010-02-09/2100)
- [Lakeshore Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/lakeshore-theater-2/2010-02-06/2355)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-53/2010-02-05/2020)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-9/2010-02-02/2030)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-55/2010-01-29/2020)
- [Cactus Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cactus-club-2/2010-01-28/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-52/2010-01-22/2020)
- [Bacino's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bacinos-4/2010-01-20/2100)
- [Gruben's Uptown Tap](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/grubens-uptown-tap-2/2010-01-19/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-51/2010-01-15/2020)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-50/2010-01-08/2020)
- [Tap House Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/tap-house-grill-8/2010-01-05/2030)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-23/2010-01-02/2100)
- [Bacino's](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bacinos-3/2009-12-23/2030)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-49/2009-12-18/2000)
- [Blue Stone Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/blue-stone-bar-grill-2/2009-12-11/2030)
- [Edge Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/edge-comedy-club-21/2009-12-05/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-48/2009-12-04/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-47/2009-11-27/2000)
- [Hookah Bar](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/hookah-bar-2/2009-11-26/2130)
- [Capitol Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/capitol-club-6/2009-11-21/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-46/2009-11-20/2000)
- [Jack-N-Box Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jack-n-box-comedy-club-6/2009-11-15/1930)
- [Capitol Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/capitol-club-9/2009-11-14/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-45/2009-11-13/2000)
- [Jack-N-Box Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jack-n-box-comedy-club-5/2009-11-08/1930)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-44/2009-11-06/2000)
- [Jack-N-Box Comedy Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/jack-n-box-comedy-club-4/2009-11-01/1930)
- [Capitol Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/capitol-club-8/2009-10-31/2030)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-43/2009-10-30/2000)
- [Cafe Neo](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/cafe-neo-2/2009-10-29/1930)
- [iO Chicago Theater](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/io-chicago-theater-4/2009-10-26/1830)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-42/2009-10-23/2000)
- [Capitol Club](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/capitol-club-7/2009-10-17/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-41/2009-10-16/2000)
- [The Spot](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/the-spot-5/2009-10-13/2000)
- [Comedy Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-shrine-8/2009-10-12/2000)
- [Basement Hookah](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/basement-hookah-2/2009-10-09/2130)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-40/2009-10-09/2000)
- [Fizz Bar & Grill](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/fizz-bar-grill-4/2009-10-07/2100)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-39/2009-10-02/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-38/2009-09-25/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-37/2009-09-18/2000)
- [Comedy Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-shrine-7/2009-09-14/2000)
- [Pressure Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/pressure-cafe-36/2009-09-11/2000)
- [Bronzeville Cafe](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/bronzeville-cafe-3/2009-09-02/1930)
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- [Comedy Shrine](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/comedy-shrine-6/2009-08-17/2000)
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- [Improv Schaumburg](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-schaumburg-12/2009-08-08/2115)
- [Improv Schaumburg](https://www.sadiqsamani.com/shows/improv-schaumburg-11/2009-08-08/1900)
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