Chicago. Warm. Ah.

May 19, 2010 |
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It seems that summer is going to be in full effect starting today. The weather looks great and is supposed to be good for the next week. it makes me want to come out of the depression that is Chicago.

I’m beginning to realize that I need to be in a warm climate city. At least for a while. I do love the fact that the weather in Chicago is shitty versatile, but it makes you appreciate the summer. However, it would be nice to just have warmth year round, at least for a few years.

Last year there was barely a summer and it felt like my depression from winter 2008-09 carried over through summer until now. Ask any Chicagoan. it adds up.

Living in Chicago is like a woman. She spends all your money, creates ridiculous rules, blames everything on you, and makes you her bitch…..but once in a while, she’s looking smoking hot, with her little red dress….finger finger finger.

What’s my point? It’s 73 degress out there. Brought to you by weather.com

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