I get it. You’re important. You are a very busy person that has to work at your crappy 9-5 job and then has to come home and go through an entire TiVo lineup of Jersey Shore, Kardashians, Real Housewives and TMZ. How are you supposed to stay relevant in society if you can’t feed your brain with the same cancer inducing programming as everyone else? You have a dog. That’s almost like having a baby. Very important. It’s also raining outside. Everyone knows how scary rain is. Sure you made plans to hang out with me at 8pm. You’re very important though. So how can you be held accountable to actually keep the commitment? IT WAS FUCKING RAINING. You can’t have this foreign substance hitting your face and causing your fatal demise like the Wicked Witch of the West.
All good things come to an end. Since 2007, Sundays at the Beach was a place for friends to meet new people. It consisted of music, lounging and of course Volleyball. In 2008, Boobs on the Beach was thought up as an end of summer party for all of our extended friends and us. Now, in its 4th and final year, Boobs on the Beach has reached the end.
I am officially two years into doing Stand up comedy. So for the beginning of my third year, I wanted to share with you a a clip of me doing Stand up. Yay? Yay!
