Hi!

My name is

Sadiq Samani

and I’m a
robot superhero dinosaur dragon unicorn cupcake

Stand Up
Comedian

You’re probably pronouncing my name wrong. It’s okay, people have been messing up my name ever since my family moved from Pakistan to America. Then again, if your name is Brad, and you moved to Pakistan, people would pronounce Brad, Bread. Then they would dip you in curry and eat you.

Enjoy the site. I have shows listed. Come to one. I post articles, I’ve been on the front page of HuffPo, and I predicted that Trump would win. I also post videos (I’ve been on the front page of Pornhub with Stormy Daniels).

Learn more about me and why I do stand up or contact me for booking inquiries (or if you just wanna say hello). Now stop reading this to yourself. You sound crazy.

SHOWS

Aug 20, 2019 
@ 6:30 pm
East 7th Arts Festival
2126 E 7th St, Brooklyn, NY
United States
Brooklyn, NY
United States
Show Info  |  Tickets  |  Map
 
Add To Calendar Aug 20, 2019 6:30 pm Aug 20, 2019 9:00 pm America/Los_Angeles Sadiq Samani performing - East 7th Arts Festival 630pm startGet up to date info at: http://sadiq.showInstagram: http://instagram.com/sadiqsamani Facebook: http://facebook.com/sadiqsamani YouTube: http://youtube.com/sadiqsamani East 7th Arts Festival, 2126 E 7th St, Brooklyn, NY, United States 1620 Sadiq-Comedy Sadiq Samani sadiq@sadiqsamani.com

Aug 26, 2019 
@ 2:00 pm
Spoken Word Stage
Burning Man - Center Camp
6:00 Center Camp Plaza, Black Rock City, NV
United States
Black Rock City, NV
United States
Show Info  |  Map
 
Add To Calendar Aug 26, 2019 2:00 pm Aug 26, 2019 4:30 pm America/Los_Angeles Sadiq Samani performing - Spoken Word Stage at Burning Man - Center Camp 200pm startGet up to date info at: http://sadiq.showInstagram: http://instagram.com/sadiqsamani Facebook: http://facebook.com/sadiqsamani YouTube: http://youtube.com/sadiqsamani Burning Man - Center Camp, 6:00 Center Camp Plaza, Black Rock City, NV, United States 1620 Sadiq-Comedy Sadiq Samani sadiq@sadiqsamani.com

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Here’s the rest of all the work I’ve created in the past, articles & videos.

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