Hi!

My name is

Sadiq Samani

and I’m a
robot superhero dinosaur dragon unicorn cupcake

Stand Up
Comedian

You’re probably pronouncing my name wrong. It’s okay, people have been messing up my name ever since my family moved from Pakistan to America. Then again, if your name is Brad, and you moved to Pakistan, people would pronounce Brad, Bread. Then they would dip you in curry and eat you.

Enjoy the site. I have shows listed. Come to one. I post articles, I’ve been on the front page of HuffPo, and I predicted that Trump would win. I also post videos (I’ve been on the front page of Pornhub with Stormy Daniels).

Learn more about me and why I do stand up or contact me for booking inquiries (or if you just wanna say hello). Now stop reading this to yourself. You sound crazy.

SHOWS

Apr 21, 2020 
@ 7:30 pm
Neon Therapy
Mott Haven Bar & Grill
1 Bruckner Boulevard, Bronx, NY
United States
Bronx, NY
United States
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Add To Calendar Apr 21, 2020 7:30 pm Apr 21, 2020 10:00 pm America/New_York Sadiq Samani performing - Neon Therapy at Mott Haven Bar & Grill 730pm start Get up to date info at: http://sadiq.show Instagram: http://instagram.com/sadiqsamani Facebook: http://facebook.com/sadiqsamani YouTube: http://youtube.com/sadiqsamani Mott Haven Bar & Grill, 1 Bruckner Boulevard, Bronx, NY, United States 1620 Sadiq-Comedy Sadiq Samani sadiq@sadiqsamani.com

May 22, 2020 
@ 8:00 pm
Stand Up for St. Jude House
TBA
Gary, IN
United States
Gary, IN
United States
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Add To Calendar May 22, 2020 8:00 pm May 22, 2020 10:30 pm America/Chicago Sadiq Samani performing - Stand Up for St. Jude House at TBA 800pm start Get up to date info at: http://sadiq.show Instagram: http://instagram.com/sadiqsamani Facebook: http://facebook.com/sadiqsamani YouTube: http://youtube.com/sadiqsamani TBA, , Gary, IN, United States 1620 Sadiq-Comedy Sadiq Samani sadiq@sadiqsamani.com

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THERE’S MORE CONTENT!

Here’s the rest of all the work I’ve created in the past, articles & videos.

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